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joye ([info]joye) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-09-24 22:46:00


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Entry tags:animals, cute overload, jokes that don't go over well, unfunny write-up, wank overload

baby animal abusers: second verse, same as the first
Ah, infant formula wank. No, not the infant formula scandal. I mean the equation for surefire wank on Cute Overload:
human child in picture = OMG NOT CUTE EVIL STUPID BAYBEE
It's a pretty simple formula, but the results here are deliciously tainted with melamine.

It's another Asian infant chomping on a puppy. Racewank is happily avoided for the most part, though, so you can relax.

I can't go through all 256 comments right now, but here's a few skimmed off the top:

This one is probably a joke: Who will end up with the personality complex? The baby who didn't know any better and must eat puppy faces or the puppy who will forever need to be inside someone's mouth!

Well, thanks for justifying this with your ovaries: While I am female, I do NOT think babies are cute - unless they have fur and tails. The furless ones just grow up to hate you anyway.

According to my breastfeeding friends, it's a lot more than that: Babies sorta suck sometimes.

This is your chance for internet glory: Last I looked, CuteButNotBabiesOverload.com did not exist.

It's our responsibility as intarweb police!: Enough with the pudding comments. When the picture is obviously this disturbing, people have a right and a duty to comment on just how awful it is.

And here's the thread on the LJ feed. First comment is "in before wank". But we do have this lovely poem:
it is not cute
and it is not ok
the puppy is probably hurting
picture the cutest monkey holding your baby by the head
and then someone even bigger thaking a picture of it
the monkey doesn't know the baby is hurting
but it doesn't make it ok


And, for the sake of sanity:
But, for the hell of all you people who think that baby is messed up in the head, lets beat the hell out of the baby for doing what she knows to do, which is...

Item
Item=Mouth


Edit: CO now has more than one poster and the poster of the above was actually "Not That Mike the Other Mike." Not to be outdone, Meg has upped the stakes by posting an image of adult human women. And filed them under "primates." Ahahahahahahaha. I <3 you Meg. (Wank, natch.)

More taxonomy wank, plz. Thanks to [info]exit_chrysalis for linking us. (There's also people talking about BSG, Torchwood and Firefly in the comments; the wank streams have crossed!)



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[info]lil_miss_stfu
2008-09-25 04:19 am UTC (link)
I'm pretty sure Meg's just stirring the wankpot again because she's posted that picture before... More racewank then though.

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[info]shaysdays
2008-09-25 06:37 am UTC (link)
Okay, I was totally getting deja cute, thank you.

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[info]mcity
2008-09-25 04:54 am UTC (link)
Holy crap!

I just realized I haven't read Cute Overload since this spring!

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[info]nekoama
2008-09-25 05:38 am UTC (link)
Hilariously, that was my first reaction too.

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[info]rachelmap
2008-09-25 08:23 am UTC (link)
Read it? People read it?

I just go for the cute.

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(no subject) - [info]eilisliana, 2008-09-25 09:43 am UTC

[info]sparkysrevenge
2008-09-25 05:43 am UTC (link)
Oh, Cute Overload readers... never change.

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[info]also_not_a_pipe
2008-09-25 05:58 am UTC (link)
"Let the nuffing begin"?

What the hell is "nuffing"? It sounds filthy. "Yeah, Brent and Judy are going to lake this weekend. Let the nuffing begin, know what I mean?"

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[info]exit_chrysalis
2008-09-25 06:20 am UTC (link)
http://www.squidgrid.com/cute/Glossary.htm#Nuff

Basically, it's their term for whiny trolls.

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[info]scarah2
2008-09-25 08:23 pm UTC (link)
It kind of sounds like a greeting ritual at a furcon.

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(no subject) - [info]brown_betty, 2008-09-27 12:29 am UTC

[info]singe
2008-09-25 06:11 am UTC (link)
It's a pretty simple formula, but the results here are deliciously tainted with melamine.

:(

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[info]sevendeadlyfun
2008-09-25 06:24 am UTC (link)
Nothing brings the funny like dead babies, amirite? Your frowny face is seconded.

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(no subject) - [info]pandabonzai, 2008-09-25 01:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tehrin, 2008-09-25 06:23 pm UTC

[info]shaysdays
2008-09-25 06:41 am UTC (link)
melamine: a white crystalline compound made by heating cyanamide and used in making plastics

Oooookay.

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(no subject) - [info]bienegold, 2008-09-25 07:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sevendeadlyfun, 2008-09-25 12:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kosaginolegion, 2008-09-25 01:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sevendeadlyfun, 2008-09-25 01:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kosaginolegion, 2008-09-25 02:13 pm UTC
Melamine tl;dr - [info]issendai, 2008-09-25 04:39 pm UTC
Re: Melamine tl;dr - [info]moonjaguar, 2008-09-25 05:36 pm UTC
Re: Melamine tl;dr - [info]issendai, 2008-09-25 05:55 pm UTC
Re: Melamine tl;dr - [info]bienegold, 2008-09-25 09:10 pm UTC
Re: Melamine tl;dr - [info]issendai, 2008-09-26 02:21 am UTC
Re: Melamine tl;dr - [info]bienegold, 2008-09-26 02:28 am UTC
Re: Melamine tl;dr - [info]lirazel, 2008-09-29 02:47 pm UTC
moar Melamine tl;dr + extra science - [info]keleri, 2008-09-26 12:31 am UTC
Re: moar Melamine tl;dr + extra science - [info]issendai, 2008-09-26 02:22 am UTC
Re: moar Melamine tl;dr + extra science - [info]keleri, 2008-09-26 03:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2008-09-27 08:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]caoilte, 2008-09-25 04:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]joye, 2008-09-25 01:55 pm UTC

[info]dragonfangirl
2008-09-25 06:46 am UTC (link)
Oh Meg. Never stop trolling your own audience.

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[info]columbi_serpent
2008-09-25 06:48 am UTC (link)
It's...just a baby. You know, pretty much harmless to the puppy.

You'd have thought after all those deliberate wank-baiting the people at CuteOverload would've learned to laugh.

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[info]jkefka
2008-09-25 05:02 pm UTC (link)
That was kind of my reaction. I think my literal response was "they do know that the puppy has teeth and the baby has like two or three if any at that size."

Also, the whole idea of trolling cute overload is kind of odd.

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[info]manny_fish
2008-09-25 07:39 am UTC (link)
I will laugh in the safe knowledge that the puppy is OK and the baby is adorable.

Is it not assured that little kids go through these phases? First putting everything in their mouths, then hair pulling and eye-poking?

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[info]ninwhore
2008-09-25 11:05 pm UTC (link)
Glasses stealing/touching is another one! It also annoyed me the most. ):

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(no subject) - [info]mary_mac, 2008-09-25 11:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]caito, 2008-09-26 02:39 am UTC

[info]mindset
2008-09-25 07:41 am UTC (link)
Old pic, but still a great one. And it made for a lovely YTMND. :)

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[info]aerobot
2008-09-25 09:55 am UTC (link)
Holding the puppy by the face is kinda bad, but c'mon, it's a puppy. Probably one second after that photo was taken, the puppy would have wiggled free and run off. EVERYONE WINS.

Now, t-minute ten seconds before we get CF_Hardcore follow up ... *starts stopwatch*

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(no subject) - [info]aristaea, 2008-09-25 10:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]catmoran, 2008-09-25 12:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2008-09-25 02:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]brown_betty, 2008-09-27 12:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2008-09-27 08:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]brown_betty, 2008-09-27 04:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2008-09-27 08:14 pm UTC

[info]digigirl132
2008-09-25 01:32 pm UTC (link)
The sad thing is, if it were another puppy chewing on the puppy, everyone would call it cute. Are babies the new cool thing to hate now?

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(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2008-09-26 04:52 pm UTC

[info]exit_chrysalis
2008-09-25 02:26 pm UTC (link)
OMG, she posted another human one this morning. Wank in comments about humans =/= cute animals, plus BONUS WANK about humans filed under the "primates" category!

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(no subject) - [info]chaos_theory, 2008-09-25 03:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sevendeadlyfun, 2008-09-25 03:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dr_tectonic, 2008-09-25 04:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sevendeadlyfun, 2008-09-25 04:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]trisandrockets, 2008-09-25 06:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]danceswithelvis, 2008-09-25 07:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]varethane, 2008-09-26 02:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]out_bottle, 2008-09-25 04:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]barankhy, 2008-09-25 04:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]caffeine_fairy, 2008-09-25 10:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sparkysrevenge, 2008-09-25 05:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]caito, 2008-09-26 04:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2008-09-27 05:36 am UTC

[info]tehrin
2008-09-25 06:25 pm UTC (link)
I sincerely doubt that the photographer put the puppy's head in the baby's mouth and glued it in there for the photograph. Therefore, I doubt this is a case of animal/baby cruelty. Get over yourselves, cute_overloaders.

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[info]annepackrat
2008-09-25 07:30 pm UTC (link)
Hey, you beat me to this!

so we are all decided. This post=worse than hitler

We've invoked Godwin's Law people!

This website is not a democracy.

This website does not charge admission.

Thus, Meg and those run the website can put up whatever they want. They can put up 93 postings of horse manure salad in a row. They can put up pictures of Willow Palin's boyfriend hunting moose. They can put up binary code. They can put up videos of community college accounting classes.


Lol. I think every website should have this up on it.

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(no subject) - [info]frequentmouse, 2008-09-26 04:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]annepackrat, 2008-09-26 05:27 pm UTC

[info]coyotegirl
2008-09-25 08:54 pm UTC (link)
AAAGHH! You made me look at human beings! Listen, I come to cuteoverload to feel some of the heartwarming affection I can never experience through non-internet-mediated normal human interactions. Showing me humans only reminds me of my crushingly lonely isolation! Showing me humans with friends having a good time together, well WAY TO SALT THE WOUND!

But! This isn't really about my misanthropy! It's about your failure as a blogger to be misanthropic right alongside me! Therefore I threaten you with my leaving forever and never coming to this site again!! Haha, gotcha on the ropes now, eh???? There are gonna be some changes around here, Meg, or you've seen the last of me!


Heheheh. Just a tad of win there.

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(no subject) - [info]naive_wanderer, 2008-09-26 11:46 pm UTC
Everyone is missing the point.
[info]sudaki
2008-09-27 12:03 am UTC (link)
This is no laughing matter. You should NEVER let your baby have a puppy that small.

The baby could choke.

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Re: Everyone is missing the point. - [info]brown_betty, 2008-09-27 12:35 am UTC

 
   
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