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loquaciousquark ([info]loquaciousquark) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-10-22 09:17:00
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Current mood:Pissed
Entry tags:stop sharing your toilety thoughts, toilet seats r srs biz

Just don't forget to wash your hands after!
Toilet seats! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Flounce!


ETA: Poop! The post's been flushed! Anyone have craps?
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[info]plazmah
2008-10-22 03:50 pm UTC (link)
Holy shit, the people in that post are being too fucking srs for me to deal with before noon.

In other news, only heathens don't put both lids down after they use the toilet. ;)

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[info]footsie
2008-10-22 04:12 pm UTC (link)
Coming up next:

"Which way does a roll of toilet paper go on the spindle? Watch, as metaquotes, or tqc, or some other group of idiots, turn it into serious fucking business!"

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[info]tarash
2008-10-22 04:22 pm UTC (link)
Get those arguers one of those French toilets you have to squat over to pee or take a dump. It has no lid anyway!

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[info]senor_pinata
2008-10-22 04:42 pm UTC (link)
The quote is funny. The commenters are taking it way too fucking seriously.

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[info]frequentmouse
2008-10-22 04:55 pm UTC (link)
Also: the solution to keeping cats and dogs from drinking out of the toilet is to </i>shut the bathroom door.</i> Difficult, I know, if there's a catbox issue, but after four years of the reign of terror which was having the late Elvyra think the bathroom belonged to her, and having more than once had her drop, claws out, onto my intentionally still-asleep head in the middle of the night, putting a litter box right in front of the front door, even, sounds like a civilized idea. (In strict fact the catbox is down at the end of the kitchen, under a set of cat shelves, between the table with the orchids and the back door).

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[info]moosecharmer
2008-10-22 05:23 pm UTC (link)
I feel the need to point out that women will gladly give up toilet seat preference in exchange for greater societal equality.

That said: potty wank! Hee! And ew.

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[info]queencallipygos
2008-10-22 05:40 pm UTC (link)
My own "why don't you just put both lids down, then everyone has to lift something" suggestion seems to be getting a lot of play.

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(no subject) - [info]caito, 2008-10-23 05:30 am UTC

[info]the__ivorytower
2008-10-22 05:43 pm UTC (link)
Who doesn't check to see if it's up or down first? e.e;

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[info]llama_treats
2008-10-22 05:52 pm UTC (link)
That's why I shit in a hole in the back yard.

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[info]delineated
2008-10-22 06:15 pm UTC (link)
...I can't get my arse wet even if I accidentally sit on the toilet with the seat up. I've never been so glad to be a lard-arse.

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(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2008-10-22 06:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]delineated, 2008-10-22 06:21 pm UTC

[info]judyhazeleyes
2008-10-22 06:17 pm UTC (link)
Holy misogyny, batman! And over a toilet seat? Dude's got issues.

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[info]keleri
2008-10-22 06:18 pm UTC (link)
I will never, ever understand this eternal battle over the position of the toilet seat.

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(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2008-10-22 06:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]the__ivorytower, 2008-10-22 07:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]judyhazeleyes, 2008-10-22 08:06 pm UTC
Reposted due to wrong word choice...
[info]rosehiptea
2008-10-22 06:23 pm UTC (link)
At the place where I used to work, one of the women installed a beeper on the toilet seat, which would make a beeping noise if the seat was left up too long. It wasn't actually because she hated putting the seat down, it was because she was a neat freak on the level of Adrian Monk and hated seeing whatever had collected on the rim.

However the men would go, leave the seat up, and go somewhere else where they couldn't hear the beep, and I (not a man) would have to go put the damn thing down. It drove me crazy. Sometimes I'd try informing them that they left the toilet seat up and they gave me funny looks. I hated that beeper.

However, my ex-husband never, ever left the seat up.

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Re: Reposted due to wrong word choice... - [info]darksumomo, 2008-10-23 08:45 am UTC
Re: Reposted due to wrong word choice... - [info]rosehiptea, 2008-10-23 05:41 pm UTC
Re: Reposted due to wrong word choice... - [info]darksumomo, 2008-10-24 11:48 am UTC

[info]sisterelwood
2008-10-22 06:23 pm UTC (link)
Wait... Toilet seat positions? Wow. Now that's a new one for causing wank.

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[info]kalika_maxwell
2008-10-22 06:30 pm UTC (link)
I always put the toilet lid down because I'm afraid one of my chinchillas will fall in.

Again.

It's always Pikachu, too.

It's funny. But then I have to worry her fur will rot and I have to dry her with the hair dryer.

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[info]dragonfangirl
2008-10-22 06:36 pm UTC (link)
The nicest thing about living alone is that you don't have to think about these burning questions. Hell, I don't even shut the bathroom door when I'm in it.

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[info]kadath
2008-10-22 07:09 pm UTC (link)
He leaves it up when he's done. I leave it down when I'm done. We're both trivially inconvenienced!

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(no subject) - [info]lizrocks, 2008-10-23 01:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]deliciouschaos, 2008-10-23 06:20 am UTC

[info]kayla
2008-10-22 07:21 pm UTC (link)
Toilet wank?

Toilet wank?

But...oh never mind.

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(no subject) - [info]vito_excalibur, 2008-10-26 04:45 pm UTC

[info]staroverthebay
2008-10-22 07:31 pm UTC (link)
A+ wank report! Short, sweet, to the point, and catchy.

Also: LOL WUT?

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(no subject) - [info]loquaciousquark, 2008-10-22 10:10 pm UTC

[info]hallidae
2008-10-22 07:56 pm UTC (link)
Perk of living alone: Leaving the toilet however the fuck you want it, and nobody's there to whine either way.

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(no subject) - [info]sgaana, 2008-10-23 08:42 pm UTC

[info]kernelm
2008-10-22 08:37 pm UTC (link)
This whole wank reminds me of Barney's toilet.

(I hope I'm linking the right clip. It might be a little bit into the vid before the relevant bit happens.)

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(no subject) - [info]laurelin_kit, 2008-10-22 09:20 pm UTC

[info]eldritch
2008-10-22 09:12 pm UTC (link)
I have to close my toilet, because otherwise my kitten tends to fall in. And then she yelps and speeds out of the bathroom, leaving little wet footprints as she goes.

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[info]jkefka
2008-10-22 09:30 pm UTC (link)
Beautiful wank report, and the srs bzns is f'ing hilarious. Kind of odd that it's coming from Metaquotes of all places, but maybe that's just me.

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(no subject) - [info]loquaciousquark, 2008-10-22 10:09 pm UTC

[info]rosalita
2008-10-22 09:35 pm UTC (link)
My god, it's true. People will wank over anything.

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[info]aeka
2008-10-22 09:36 pm UTC (link)
Ah toilet wank. This reminds me of a time during my childhood (six years old to be exact) when I ran into the bathroom in broad daylight to take a leak and threw myself onto the toilet with the seat up and my tiny little bum got soaked in the cold toilet water.

Needless to say after that soaking experience I've made sure the toilet seat was down before sitting on it, even if it meant turning on the lights on at 2:00 in the morning.

Arse falling in toliet seat = not fun. :(

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