Ah toilet wank. This reminds me of a time during my childhood (six years old to be exact) when I ran into the bathroom in broad daylight to take a leak and threw myself onto the toilet with the seat up and my tiny little bum got soaked in the cold toilet water.

Needless to say after that soaking experience I've made sure the toilet seat was down before sitting on it, even if it meant turning on the lights on at 2:00 in the morning.

Arse falling in toliet seat = not fun. :(