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loquaciousquark ([info]loquaciousquark) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-10-22 09:17:00
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Current mood:Pissed
Entry tags:stop sharing your toilety thoughts, toilet seats r srs biz

Just don't forget to wash your hands after!
Toilet seats! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Flounce!


ETA: Poop! The post's been flushed! Anyone have craps?


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[info]plazmah
2008-10-22 04:41 pm UTC (link)
Honestly! It's like leaving your cupboard doors open. :P

The six year old me thought: "Clearly, you've got to put both lids down so that you can use the toilet as a chair while you brush your teeth. Standing is hard."

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[info]blankverses
2008-10-22 04:45 pm UTC (link)
That's my philosophy.

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[info]kookaburra
2008-10-22 04:46 pm UTC (link)
I put it down when I was six so the toilet monster wouldn't eat me. >.>

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[info]vzg
2008-10-23 01:54 am UTC (link)
I put mine down so the crocodiles wouldn't come up and throw up their poisonous plaster, leaving me strangled in the bathtub.

I don't know where I got the idea from, but I do know that I thought about it often. Also, the fireplace was going to eat me.

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[info]anarchicq
2008-10-22 05:22 pm UTC (link)
I don't have a working sense of smell, so my brain goes "If I close the toilet lid, the smell won't be as prominent!"

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[info]sarajayechan
2008-10-22 06:43 pm UTC (link)
I put it down so the cat won't mistake the toilet for her water bowl. (She hasn't for a while, but better safe than sorry amirite? XD)

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[info]shinga
2008-10-22 06:54 pm UTC (link)
I do the same thing. I used to leave the top one open but now? I have to keep it closed. Otherwise ew. Damn cat. ;)

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[info]insanityprelude
2008-10-24 08:25 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, me too. TC can be kind of a dumbass sometimes. XD

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[info]tofuknight
2008-10-23 06:06 pm UTC (link)
I put it down so I won't have a chance of accidentally dropping anything in. :( Cuz that's gross

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[info]platedlizard
2008-10-24 09:04 pm UTC (link)
I put mine down so my birds won't accidentally fly in it and drown.

Also, consider, flushing creates a certain amount of aerosol from the stuff in there. And most people store stuff on their bathroom counters that they put in their mouth, like toothbrushes.

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