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loquaciousquark ([info]loquaciousquark) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-10-22 09:17:00


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Current mood:Pissed
Entry tags:stop sharing your toilety thoughts, toilet seats r srs biz

Just don't forget to wash your hands after!
Toilet seats! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Flounce!


ETA: Poop! The post's been flushed! Anyone have craps?



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[info]the__ivorytower
2008-10-22 05:43 pm UTC (link)
Who doesn't check to see if it's up or down first? e.e;

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[info]dragonfangirl
2008-10-22 06:35 pm UTC (link)
Very, very nearsighted people?

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[info]annabelle_lee
2008-10-22 06:59 pm UTC (link)
As a nearsighted person, I resemble that remark!

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[info]the__ivorytower
2008-10-22 07:39 pm UTC (link)
I'm nearly as nearsighted as they come, but I put my damn glasses on if I need to pee.

Also, wandering around with my glasses off gives me really bad headaches because I'm standing around squinting and straining to see anything.

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[info]kosaginolegion
2008-10-22 08:00 pm UTC (link)
Middle of the night+exceedingly full bladder+Failure to take male household members into account=Cold ass+cussing under breath.

That said, for reasons I don't understand but won't ask for fear of causing him to go back to the old ways, the Long Suffering One has been putting the seat back down. Without my asking. Go figure.

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[info]made_by_kali
2008-10-22 09:42 pm UTC (link)
This occasionally happened to me, but instead of having the seat up, it was always when BOTH seats were down. Nothing like cold seat on your ass and warm pee down your leg/the floor to make you feel awesome at 1am.

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[info]kosaginolegion
2008-10-22 09:51 pm UTC (link)
Been there, done that.

Ewwww.

Of course, perhaps that's why they call it the wee hours of the night.

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tree
2008-10-22 11:40 pm UTC (link)
instantrimshot.com

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[info]ustareth
2008-10-23 06:47 pm UTC (link)
Oh, man, I am going to love using this website.

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[info]atreyu
2008-10-22 09:22 pm UTC (link)
I must admit I don't think to check it because it never occured to my brother, dealing with two sisters, to put it up in the first place.

This, I discovered, was not the same case with my sister's friends.

It's a mistake I would think you'd only make once.

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[info]tofuknight
2008-10-23 06:11 pm UTC (link)
As others have said, in the wee hours of the night, one is not always attuned to the state of the toliet seat(s)

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[info]vzg
2008-10-23 01:51 am UTC (link)
Impatient children. Or at least, that's what I was the one time it happened to me. I was completely bewildered, because my brothers didn't normally leave it up anyway...

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[info]caito
2008-10-23 05:33 am UTC (link)
Ha, there was a time when my much younger brother was afraid to go all the way to the bathroom in the dark when he woke up and had to pee in the middle of the night. He peed in the laundry hamper he shared with another brother instead. Over time it became a habit and he did it in the daytime too, which is when my other brother caught him in the act and solved the mystery of why all his dirty clothes reeked of urine.

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[info]vito_excalibur
2008-10-26 04:44 pm UTC (link)
Ha! Oh man, that is the best thing about kids. The completely crazy shit they do which, taken from a certain insane perspective, is completely logical.

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