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loquaciousquark ([info]loquaciousquark) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-10-22 09:17:00


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Current mood:Pissed
Entry tags:stop sharing your toilety thoughts, toilet seats r srs biz

Just don't forget to wash your hands after!
Toilet seats! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Flounce!


ETA: Poop! The post's been flushed! Anyone have craps?



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Reposted due to wrong word choice...
[info]rosehiptea
2008-10-22 06:23 pm UTC (link)
At the place where I used to work, one of the women installed a beeper on the toilet seat, which would make a beeping noise if the seat was left up too long. It wasn't actually because she hated putting the seat down, it was because she was a neat freak on the level of Adrian Monk and hated seeing whatever had collected on the rim.

However the men would go, leave the seat up, and go somewhere else where they couldn't hear the beep, and I (not a man) would have to go put the damn thing down. It drove me crazy. Sometimes I'd try informing them that they left the toilet seat up and they gave me funny looks. I hated that beeper.

However, my ex-husband never, ever left the seat up.

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Re: Reposted due to wrong word choice...
[info]darksumomo
2008-10-23 08:45 am UTC (link)
I can tell that leaving the seat up was not the reason you two got divorced.

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Re: Reposted due to wrong word choice...
[info]rosehiptea
2008-10-23 05:41 pm UTC (link)
No. It was because he used to hang the toilet paper the wrong way.

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Re: Reposted due to wrong word choice...
[info]darksumomo
2008-10-24 11:48 am UTC (link)
He never learned, did he?

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