"They call me Yuckmouth! 'Cuz I don't brush!"
Ah, didn't the Mythbusters prove that microscopic fecal matter can and will land on your toothbrush no matter where you keep it in the bathroom home? But that the toilet seat is almost devoid of germs?

Ick all around.

I bet there's a market for disposable toothbrushes, like those little foam-on-a-stick things they give you in hospitals. NO ONE MARKET MY IDEA! IT'S MINE!