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platedlizard (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} platedlizard) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} otf_wank, |
I hope to GOD this person is joking...
Personally? I rather enjoy the complexion of my teeth. It's a rich, creamy, banana tan and it goes well with my 1960's khaki speedo. I think brushing your teeth is an overrated concept and we should keep it "natural". After all, neanderthals had no toothbrushes right? I love my butterscotch teeth and i'm content to brushing once a month and alternating between toothbrushes every 1 to 6 years. And besides, putting your toothbrush in a microwave, where one cooks dinner for the kids??! That's NASTY!
Mr. Brightsmiles, tootles!
*pukes*
As a newly graduated Dental Assistantwho is seriously rethinking her chosen career I cannot describe how disgusting that is.
Although it could be worse. Did you know that if you don't brush at all mold grows on your teeth? Green mold, I am not even kidding.
Personally? I rather enjoy the complexion of my teeth. It's a rich, creamy, banana tan and it goes well with my 1960's khaki speedo. I think brushing your teeth is an overrated concept and we should keep it "natural". After all, neanderthals had no toothbrushes right? I love my butterscotch teeth and i'm content to brushing once a month and alternating between toothbrushes every 1 to 6 years. And besides, putting your toothbrush in a microwave, where one cooks dinner for the kids??! That's NASTY!
Mr. Brightsmiles, tootles!
*pukes*
As a newly graduated Dental Assistant
Although it could be worse. Did you know that if you don't brush at all mold grows on your teeth? Green mold, I am not even kidding.
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