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brush-a brush-a brush-a brush me, i wanna feel dirty, microwave of the night

Riding on the wave of the toilet flush...
Nuke those toothbrush germs!

I wish I could link to individual comments directly; instead, let's try this:

#4: The first voice of dissent.
#6: What do I do with an electric toothbrush?
#11: What do I do without a microwave? Provide alternative plz.
#12: Why would they provide an alternative?
#14: I'm a dentist and I approve of this message.
#17: Remove the battery from your electric toothbrush, DUH.
#26: I'M A DENTIST AND I DISAPPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE.
#51: My battery is sealed in, dumbass.
#57: The First Ammendment says you have to provide the alternative!
#64: This is as stupid as Obama's tax plan.
#69: Enter citations!
#71: Winner.

And then it gets better: it's a government plot, it's the fault of CHINA, inexplicable invocation of Dick Cheney, let me show off the brand of my toothbrush! 110 comments and counting. [ETA: Bizarre science at #121!]

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somnambulicious
2008-10-26 12:07 am UTC (link)

Ummm...this is probably the dumbest thing I have ever heard of in my hole life. Almost as dumb as people that don't realize obama's tax plan ACTUALLY calls for raising peoples taxes in 2010 that make over $42,000.00 a year.

I SEE WHAT HE DID THERE. I'm so totally going to start using any and every comment section on the internet to talk about MY pet causes, too! Starting now!

...but seriously, folks, why are we wasting time talking about toothbrush germs when David Bowie hasn't been on Doctor Who yet? Have they even asked him?? David Bowie levels are at an all-time low, and I, for one, will not be distracted from this very important issue. MICROWAVING TOOTHBRUSHES IS ALMOST AS STUPID AS NOT HAVING DAVID BOWIE ON MY FAVORITE TV SHOW.

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	iamnotyourmuse 2008-10-26 01:42 am UTC (link)
	If they got David Bowie on DW I might start watching again. David Bowie = win. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	undomielregina 2008-10-26 07:49 am UTC (link)
	David Bowie for 11! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	electricwitch 2008-10-26 03:31 pm UTC (link)
	He's not going to do it, he said so about 3 billion times already. He's too busy waiting to die from a heart attack, sr2say. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ayezur 2008-10-26 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	STOP WITH YOUR LIES. Mr. Bowie is immortal. whimpers, clutches albums (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	electricwitch 2008-10-26 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	lololol Mr Bowie. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ayezur 2008-10-26 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	sniff sob (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lirazel 2008-10-28 03:32 pm UTC (link)
	Ummm...this is probably the dumbest thing I have ever heard of in my hole life. Yes, but what about your life before you descended into the hole? And how do you get a decent internet connection down there? (Reply to this)(Parent)

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