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tree (tree) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-10-25 23:48:00


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Entry tags:brush-a brush-a brush-a brush me, i wanna feel dirty, microwave of the night

Riding on the wave of the toilet flush...
Nuke those toothbrush germs!

I wish I could link to individual comments directly; instead, let's try this:

#4: The first voice of dissent.
#6: What do I do with an electric toothbrush?
#11: What do I do without a microwave? Provide alternative plz.
#12: Why would they provide an alternative?
#14: I'm a dentist and I approve of this message.
#17: Remove the battery from your electric toothbrush, DUH.
#26: I'M A DENTIST AND I DISAPPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE.
#51: My battery is sealed in, dumbass.
#57: The First Ammendment says you have to provide the alternative!
#64: This is as stupid as Obama's tax plan.
#69: Enter citations!
#71: Winner.

And then it gets better: it's a government plot, it's the fault of CHINA, inexplicable invocation of Dick Cheney, let me show off the brand of my toothbrush! 110 comments and counting. [ETA: Bizarre science at #121!]



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[info]gunshou
2008-10-26 12:11 am UTC (link)
Don't all these clinicians have better things to do than respond to a silly health tip blog with publishable-length articles? Or are these the four out of five dentists whose nuts didn't get bitten by the Colgate Squirrel? 'Cause that guy definitely has better things to do.

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[info]dreamer_marie
2008-10-26 02:22 am UTC (link)
We knew about Internet Lawyers. Now I believe we have discovered the world's first Internet Dentists.

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[info]exit_chrysalis
2008-10-26 02:41 am UTC (link)
Truly amazing.

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[info]dreamer_marie
2008-10-26 02:44 am UTC (link)
I know. I feel like an explorer who has discovered dinosaurs.

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[info]tachikoma01
2008-10-28 12:44 pm UTC (link)
The thing is that CAPSLOCK DENTIST was correct about using an autoclave and what settings an autoclave runs on- but I'm suspecting s/he's actually a lab tech, because any lab tech could tell you that (or heck, anyone who has had any lab classes) and I don't know any dentists who enjoy DragonballZ online handles, typing in all caps, and participating in internet flame wars all at the same time.

And autoclaves don't do anything against RNAse or prions, so they're not the be-all end-all of sterilization. *Wank/Teach*

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