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brush-a brush-a brush-a brush me, i wanna feel dirty, microwave of the night

Riding on the wave of the toilet flush...
Nuke those toothbrush germs!

I wish I could link to individual comments directly; instead, let's try this:

#4: The first voice of dissent.
#6: What do I do with an electric toothbrush?
#11: What do I do without a microwave? Provide alternative plz.
#12: Why would they provide an alternative?
#14: I'm a dentist and I approve of this message.
#17: Remove the battery from your electric toothbrush, DUH.
#26: I'M A DENTIST AND I DISAPPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE.
#51: My battery is sealed in, dumbass.
#57: The First Ammendment says you have to provide the alternative!
#64: This is as stupid as Obama's tax plan.
#69: Enter citations!
#71: Winner.

And then it gets better: it's a government plot, it's the fault of CHINA, inexplicable invocation of Dick Cheney, let me show off the brand of my toothbrush! 110 comments and counting. [ETA: Bizarre science at #121!]

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	shadowmonkey 2008-10-26 12:55 am UTC (link)
	...people who elect to be ... bloggers also have a responsibility to impart information that is accurate, truthful, and balanced. AHAHAHAHAHA. Yes, I have found this to be the case. [/straight face] (Reply to this)(Thread)

	jkefka 2008-10-26 02:41 am UTC (link)
	.... GIP. That's all I can say about that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	GIP shadowmonkey 2008-10-27 12:50 am UTC (link)
	I always think I should use this one more often. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: GIP jkefka 2008-10-27 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	Gratuitous ZP icon train is go! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: GIP shadowmonkey 2008-10-28 12:19 am UTC (link)
	Damn, I've only got this one left. Appropriate, though. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	annabelle_lee 2008-10-26 03:18 am UTC (link)
	Seriously? Sounds like someone was too butthurt by the post to actually read it and realize the blogger was reporting on something they found in Readers' Digest. Wonder if they migrated from the Consumerist, where butthurt, kneejerk commenting is practically a sport. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	alleyprowler 2008-10-26 04:34 pm UTC (link)
	Well, we all know that Reader's Digest is the pinnacle of rational, scientifically-sound reporting. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	annabelle_lee 2008-10-27 03:18 am UTC (link)
	Silly me, using common sense that says that it's stupid to shoot the messenger. Whatever could I have been thinking? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	vzg 2008-10-26 04:22 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. If you set up a free site online just to write whatever shit you feel like writing, you MUST BE THE BEST JOURNALIST TO EVER JOURNAL. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	shadowmonkey 2008-10-27 01:00 am UTC (link)
	Whenever I write shit it is always carefully selected and factually checked. I also offer a bullshit alternative for those who can't have standard shit. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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