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brush-a brush-a brush-a brush me, i wanna feel dirty, microwave of the night

Riding on the wave of the toilet flush...
Nuke those toothbrush germs!

I wish I could link to individual comments directly; instead, let's try this:

#4: The first voice of dissent.
#6: What do I do with an electric toothbrush?
#11: What do I do without a microwave? Provide alternative plz.
#12: Why would they provide an alternative?
#14: I'm a dentist and I approve of this message.
#17: Remove the battery from your electric toothbrush, DUH.
#26: I'M A DENTIST AND I DISAPPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE.
#51: My battery is sealed in, dumbass.
#57: The First Ammendment says you have to provide the alternative!
#64: This is as stupid as Obama's tax plan.
#69: Enter citations!
#71: Winner.

And then it gets better: it's a government plot, it's the fault of CHINA, inexplicable invocation of Dick Cheney, let me show off the brand of my toothbrush! 110 comments and counting. [ETA: Bizarre science at #121!]

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I hope to GOD this person is joking...

platedlizard
2008-10-26 10:33 am UTC (link)

Personally? I rather enjoy the complexion of my teeth. It's a rich, creamy, banana tan and it goes well with my 1960's khaki speedo. I think brushing your teeth is an overrated concept and we should keep it "natural". After all, neanderthals had no toothbrushes right? I love my butterscotch teeth and i'm content to brushing once a month and alternating between toothbrushes every 1 to 6 years. And besides, putting your toothbrush in a microwave, where one cooks dinner for the kids??! That's NASTY!

Mr. Brightsmiles, tootles!

*pukes*

As a newly graduated Dental Assistant ~~who is seriously rethinking her chosen career~~ I cannot describe how disgusting that is.

Although it could be worse. Did you know that if you don't brush at all mold grows on your teeth? Green mold, I am not even kidding.

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	Re: I hope to GOD this person is joking... aristaea 2008-10-26 01:49 pm UTC (link)
	How does mold grow with all the organic-matter-dissolving saliva in the mouth? Inquiring minds want to know! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: I hope to GOD this person is joking... vzg 2008-10-26 04:23 pm UTC (link)
	They have to be joking. No one could seriously talk about a Neanderthal's health in relation to their own that way. ...Right? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: I hope to GOD this person is joking... alleyprowler 2008-10-26 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	If it's not clear that this person is joking, then...I don't know what to tell you. Also, an average Neanderthal's life expectancy wasn't much over thirty years and they didn't have access to Twinkies, so I doubt they had much in the way of serious dental problems. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: I hope to GOD this person is joking... eisoj5 2008-10-26 07:45 pm UTC (link)
	Probably depends on what they ate, though. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: I hope to GOD this person is joking... maiiau 2008-10-28 01:08 am UTC (link)
	...I need to go brush my teeth now. Multiple times. shudder (Reply to this)(Parent)

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