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brush-a brush-a brush-a brush me, i wanna feel dirty, microwave of the night

Riding on the wave of the toilet flush...
Nuke those toothbrush germs!

I wish I could link to individual comments directly; instead, let's try this:

#4: The first voice of dissent.
#6: What do I do with an electric toothbrush?
#11: What do I do without a microwave? Provide alternative plz.
#12: Why would they provide an alternative?
#14: I'm a dentist and I approve of this message.
#17: Remove the battery from your electric toothbrush, DUH.
#26: I'M A DENTIST AND I DISAPPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE.
#51: My battery is sealed in, dumbass.
#57: The First Ammendment says you have to provide the alternative!
#64: This is as stupid as Obama's tax plan.
#69: Enter citations!
#71: Winner.

And then it gets better: it's a government plot, it's the fault of CHINA, inexplicable invocation of Dick Cheney, let me show off the brand of my toothbrush! 110 comments and counting. [ETA: Bizarre science at #121!]

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napalmnacey
2008-10-26 01:18 pm UTC (link)

I used to be paranoid about leaving my brush in the open, only because my cat likes brushes and would walk up to anything long and sticking out in the air and chew the end of it. And I really don't want to be sharing plaque gunk with my kitty. She licks her own ass.

Other than that, I really don't give a shit about germs, other than common sense things like using a different cloth to wipe the food preparation surfaces than the floor and not eating food after two days in the fridge (unless you know it'll be okay after that time).

I mean, I'd eat grass and fruit from our yard when I was a kid after rolling in mud. If that's not working up a good healthy immune system, I don't know what is.

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