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brush-a brush-a brush-a brush me, i wanna feel dirty, microwave of the night

Riding on the wave of the toilet flush...
Nuke those toothbrush germs!

I wish I could link to individual comments directly; instead, let's try this:

#4: The first voice of dissent.
#6: What do I do with an electric toothbrush?
#11: What do I do without a microwave? Provide alternative plz.
#12: Why would they provide an alternative?
#14: I'm a dentist and I approve of this message.
#17: Remove the battery from your electric toothbrush, DUH.
#26: I'M A DENTIST AND I DISAPPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE.
#51: My battery is sealed in, dumbass.
#57: The First Ammendment says you have to provide the alternative!
#64: This is as stupid as Obama's tax plan.
#69: Enter citations!
#71: Winner.

And then it gets better: it's a government plot, it's the fault of CHINA, inexplicable invocation of Dick Cheney, let me show off the brand of my toothbrush! 110 comments and counting. [ETA: Bizarre science at #121!]

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shaysdays
2008-10-26 10:12 pm UTC (link)

At night before bed, I take a half cup of bleach and pour it into the toilet. Then I take about 18 inches of dental floss, I tie one end of it to the bottom of my tooth brush and tie the other end to the front of the toilet seat. When I lower the seat, the toothbrush goes into the water and bleach. When I get up in the morning, I flush the toilet which rinses off the toothbrush. I can then brush my teeth with a clean toothbrush and floss with the dental floss used to tie the toothbrush to the toilet seat. The bonus is that my toilet bowl stays nice and fresh too!
Much safer that using the microwave and it works even when there isn't any electricity available (storms, hurricanes, blackouts, etc.)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF THAT IS AWESOME.

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	seiberwing 2008-10-27 01:26 am UTC (link)
	For a minute I thought it was you that was saying it. D: (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sisterelwood 2008-10-27 05:06 am UTC (link)
	As did I. DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dawnswalker 2008-10-27 08:33 am UTC (link)
	OH MY FUCKING GOD. CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (Reply to this)(Parent)

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