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The Mad Bishounen (jkefka) wrote in otf_wank,
@ 2008-10-30 11:06:00

Entry tags:

jokes that don't go over well, no no no, parents taking shit too seriously, pls no addict bashing, think of the children

How about some Halloween wank?
'Tis the season, after all. Grabbed from wank_report

In the "craftgrrl" community, hamburgerhop makes a post asking for advice about her costume idea. People on the internet being intelligent, kind, civil individuals, respond that it is tasteless but provide the relevant information and then ignore it. Right?

First comment says....no.

Some highlights from the rest of the thread:

Person: You're an ass. Other person: Hey, about about some constructive criticism instead of name-calling? In the same thread: I was an addict and it's not worth sympathy, p.s. random race reference

Person: Not funny! OP: I know and don't care!

Person: Hey SF_drama. Other person: LOL GET A LIFE

Wank from a, sadly, deleted comment.

Why bother with PC? It's halloween!

Person: It's a parent's worst nightmare! Other person: So's being goth!

Various other miniwanks throughout the comments. Remarkably, the mod is chill with it.

Oh, and just for that little dollop of meta: name-calling in the wank report. It's cool, kids, I got this one.

edited because I can spell. Really. I swar.

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	aeka 2008-10-31 01:39 am UTC (link)
	"What's the difference with this post and other posts posting/asking about Halloween costumes? Lighten up." Why not go out as an anorexic or cancer patient? Making fun of something that has a good chance of killing someone is where it stops being funny. So if I dress up as the wolfman, does this mean I'm making fun of people with Hypertrichosis? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	caito 2008-10-31 02:56 am UTC (link)
	Instead of a cancer patient, I think it would be a lot scarier to go as cancer itself. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vzg 2008-10-31 04:37 am UTC (link)
	"I'm a tumor!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	caito 2008-10-31 04:39 am UTC (link)
	"I'm malignant." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vzg 2008-10-31 05:43 am UTC (link)
	This is totally the beginning of a Kawaii Not comic. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	caito 2008-10-31 06:55 am UTC (link)
	First panel: cute little tumor says, "I'm a tumor!" Second panel: cute, bigger tumor says, "I'm malignant!" Third panel: tumor just keeps growing Fourth panel: tumor takes up the entire panel, is making the happiest happy face (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vzg 2008-10-31 07:06 am UTC (link)
	YESSS. I would totally love that. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tree 2008-10-31 02:17 pm UTC (link)
	That was the best line in Hellboy II. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spawn_of_kong 2008-11-01 03:48 am UTC (link)
	Amen. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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