My personal favourite part is where the bodymod crew mentions that they have referred the piercing comm to LJ Abuse for poor moderating.

Heavens forfend, a piercing community that is not moderated by a certified Einstein. The time-space continuum might collapse or something.

Also: taking pride in whatever you do, no matter how small that thing is, can be an admirable thing. But developing a sense of ownership over well-crafted tags is kind of like claiming to the be queen of the anthill. Like, whoa. I feel insufficiently admiring of such weighty accomplishments.