But hey, I studied fiction with Janet Fitch and made my collection the very first e-book on Apple's iPhone.

I just want to pat him on his swollen little head and tell him what a good boy he is. And then tell him to go play with his toys because the grownups are trying to carry on a conversation.

As for the whole brick-and-mortar question: you still go to those? That's so cute. I'm telling you, it's so neat to see people going all, like, old school and such.

The success of online booksellers and the expansion of e-book sales aside, the vast majority of books (especially fiction and mainstream nonfiction) are still sold in brick-and-mortar bookstores or other physical locations--because most readers prefer browsing for books with the actual books in-hand.

So what's really cute here is Will Entrekin's total ignorance of how books actually get sold. That, and the fact that he's the kind of tool who has to brag about who his teacher was because he's not known for anything else.