Am I the only person in the room who... doesn't really care how you pronounce words and/or the alphabet and/or build your sentences as long as I can pick out what the hell you're saying (and it's not with a German accent. Szänk juh for träwelling wis Deutsche Bahn, indeed...)?

It might be because I learned English on the internet and my (rather international) group of friends has accents all over the place, but honestly...