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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-11-25 10:03:00


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Entry tags:community: techsupport, defensiveness ahoy, dictionaries are for losers, get your ampersands here, grammar and spelling, language

Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
A rocket scientist over in [info]techsupport seems to think that Americans invented the English language and that people in the UK and Australia don't speak English.

Good times.



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[info]issendai
2008-11-25 05:26 pm UTC (link)
What in hell is wrong with "y'all" anyway? It fills a need that broadcaster English doesn't fill. Precision > accent snobbery.

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[info]kefanii
2008-11-25 05:32 pm UTC (link)
This! I had a German teacher who said she was glad she taught in the south, because it made ihr so much easier to teach since she could just say ihr is like saying y'all.

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[info]llama_treats
2008-11-25 05:34 pm UTC (link)
That's what "youse guys" is for.

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[info]plazmah
2008-11-25 06:22 pm UTC (link)
I use both!

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[info]pariforma
2008-11-25 05:55 pm UTC (link)
I say we go back to using "thou" and "thee" for the singular and save "you" for the plural. Also, "man" will henceforth mean "human person irrespective of gender" and "were" (as in "werewolf", yes) will mean "human being of the male sort". Solves everything!

(Yes, I am a nutjob on this point.)

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[info]spacelogic
2008-11-26 02:32 am UTC (link)
I'm with thee all the way.

(Can we also restore "ain't" to its correct place as a contraction of "am not" and look at the gender-neutral pronoun thing?)

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2008-11-26 02:39 am UTC (link)
*APPROVES OF THIS LIEK WHOA*

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[info]magnolia_mama
2008-11-26 02:44 am UTC (link)
Oh, let's take things one step further and bring back dual pronouns too!

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[info]mary_mac
2008-11-26 06:51 pm UTC (link)
Dude, the midlands of Ireland never gave up 'ye'. Which confused the hell out of our nice Czech exchange students, back in the day, who were suddenly confronted with people from Athlone who used 'ye' after they'd spent a week getting to grips with the Northern use of 'youse'.

Could get behind the man and were thing, personally.

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[info]pariforma
2008-11-26 10:06 pm UTC (link)
Okay, I say we all get together and publish a newsletter on this: Teh Journal of Wanka Linguistic Reform.

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[info]keri
2008-11-25 08:23 pm UTC (link)
I've argued the same thing with the double modals that are common to Southern American English. "Used to could" doesn't mean the same thing as "used to" or just "could" god-dang-it, so stop telling me I'm an idiot when I use the phrase!

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[info]issendai
2008-11-25 09:02 pm UTC (link)
What does "used to could" mean?

This reminds me of some of the commentary over Ebonics, when scholars pointed out that black American English has several more tenses than mainstream English, so often people have trouble learning mainstream English because black English is more, not less, precise. My favorite was the difference between "He been married" and "He BEEN married," where one means "He married a while ago and has been married ever since" and one means "He was married a while ago but isn't married now." (Don't ask me which means which.) When you have that sort of precision, why give it up for workarounds?

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[info]keri
2008-11-25 09:11 pm UTC (link)
If I say "I used to could watch that on tv," I'd be saying that in the past, but not any more, there was the possibility of watching that on tv, and I was able to act on it, but I didn't necessarily do so. I guess it's like "I used to be able to" but with three fewer words? and the inflection is a bit different, but I'm not sure how to explain it. I think with "used to be able to," it's implied that the speaker *did* do whatever it was.

Whereas "I could watch that on tv" is ambiguous about when that possibility occurred and "I used to watch that on tv" states that it definitely happened.


"might could" is the future form. There really isn't a present tense version, since it's all about possibilities and not what's actually going on.

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(no subject) - [info]seraangelus, 2008-11-26 03:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]keri, 2008-11-26 03:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lyssa, 2008-11-26 09:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eilan, 2008-11-26 11:07 am UTC

iwanttobeasleep
2008-11-25 09:24 pm UTC (link)
I had a linguistics teacher who taught us about that, also. (And how racist/classist it is to call Ebonics/black English lazy, when it's just as complex as ours, if not moreso.) The whole thing made me feel guilty that my dialect wasn't as complex, but there's little to do to change that.

Luckily, I am learning to embrace the ridiculously roundabout language of English majors, which is just as awesome even if I can't use it in everyday speech.

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(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2008-11-25 11:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wonderfish, 2008-11-26 06:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2008-11-26 06:32 am UTC

[info]specialmandate
2008-12-07 03:26 pm UTC (link)
Scots/Scottish English does that well. I remember saying, 'Yeah, I might can go' to an English girl once and I could just see the cogs working in her head for a second as she tried to parse the gibberish I'd just come out with.

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[info]mindset
2008-11-25 08:56 pm UTC (link)
I love "y'all". Foreign language grammar made me realize there is a need for the second person plural, and I don't care how it looks with where I live. (Is there a word that means "anachronistic", only with location, not time?)

I'm not sure what the difference is between "y'all" and "all y'all" is, though.

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[info]issendai
2008-11-25 09:06 pm UTC (link)
Hee! I use it all the time, and I'm a Yank.

(Note to non-Americans: In the U.S., a Yank is a northerner.)

My limited sense of Southern dialect suggests that "all y'all" is a) rarer than non-Southerners think and b) more inclusive. Kind of like the difference between the Northern "If you [addressing a group] want to come over..." and "If all of you want to come over..."

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[info]keri
2008-11-25 11:18 pm UTC (link)
I think [info]issendai got it, but 'all y'all' isn't exactly rare, it's just not used the way I always seem to hear it on tv or when people are affecting a southern accent, unless it's different in my neck of the woods:

Y'all is used when addressing a group of people (2 or more). "How're y'all doing these days?" "Are y'all going anywhere for the holidays?"

All y'all is used when speaking to one person but referring to many. "Are all y'all going to the fair, or just you?" The 'many' can be present, but they needn't be.

All y'all can also be used when addressing a particularly large group. I'd say more than you can count with a quick glance - maybe 6+? It's analogous to "all of you," I suppose. I've never heard it refer to less than 5 people unless it's a case of speaking to one with the others not present, or unless it's an outsider.

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(no subject) - [info]artimusdin, 2008-11-25 11:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2008-11-26 01:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hallidae, 2008-11-26 02:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankismyfandom, 2008-11-26 03:43 am UTC

[info]napalmnacey
2008-11-25 11:44 pm UTC (link)
Here in Australia, we use "youse". "Hey youse guys!" Which is kinda funny, cause apparently there are areas of the US that use that word as well.

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(no subject) - [info]misswitch, 2008-11-25 11:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2008-11-26 12:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2008-11-26 03:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]napalmnacey, 2008-11-26 04:08 am UTC

[info]eilisliana
2008-11-25 11:55 pm UTC (link)
Around here (Northern Illinois) y'all is singular and all y'all is plural.

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(no subject) - [info]singe, 2008-11-26 05:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crickets, 2008-11-27 05:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2008-11-27 10:58 pm UTC

[info]naive_wanderer
2008-11-28 04:01 am UTC (link)
What about my relatives in Pittsburgh who use "yins" as a second-person plural? Maybe it's just because I grew up with it, but it sounds better to me than "y'all," haha, even if it makes less sense. It took all of my willpower not to slip into using "y'all" when I moved down south. :P

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[info]manny_fish
2008-11-26 02:06 am UTC (link)
Nowt wrong with y'all. At least you guys don't say "cheers heaps" instead of "thank you".

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[info]issendai
2008-11-26 03:36 am UTC (link)
See, now I'll be saying "cheers heaps" for the next week. That's charming.

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[info]wankismyfandom
2008-11-26 03:46 am UTC (link)
Damn right. When people up here sneer at my "y'all" in that tone that suggests they're just short of calling me a hick, I respond, "WHAT? It's a perfectly legitimate informal second-person plural pronoun!" And then, most of the time, they either get lost in the grammatical terms or confused that someone they were about to write off as a yokel is conversant with them.

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[info]sharps
2008-11-26 10:57 am UTC (link)
I'm British, so I say "Oi! You lot!" It is suitable for obtaining the attention of those whom you are addressing, and for me it just trips off the tongue easier.

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