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	tree 2008-11-26 06:59 pm UTC (link)
	So do dogs, actually. This. I love and treat my dog awesomely but whereas I am to him as important as any odd person who might share their sandwich with him, my mother is The Goddess because she either ignores or disciplines him most of the time. Bah, the canine ingrate. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chibikaijuu 2008-11-26 08:07 pm UTC (link)
	Dogs also know when you are a total sucker, though - my friend's yellow lab latched onto me as her new best friend OMG the first time we met, attempted to sit in my lap (which was cute but very uncomfortable), and then sat by me all of dinner because she just knew I would eventually cave and give her my hamburger. (I didn't, go me. It was hard.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tree 2008-11-26 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, agreed. Mine's an absolute champion in the "I see you have a sandwich" routine when I do my morning shopping at the bakery. Whoever sits outside for their breakfast will always, always share their breakfast with him and then I have to run out and explain that really, we do feed him, ignore the puppy eyes please. (this is him, by the way) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	chibikaijuu 2008-11-26 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	AAAWWW DROOPYFACE. I'll bet he has super big, sad eyes when he wants to. I do know better than to feed strangers' dogs, but I can see how it might be hard with him. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tree 2008-11-26 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	Ah drat, I forgot that I did actually have a pleading look around somewhere. As you can see, you're spot on. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cazrolime 2008-11-26 09:25 pm UTC (link)
	Whoever sits outside for their breakfast will always, always share their breakfast with him I am really, really not surprised. d'awwface (Reply to this)(Parent)

	singe 2008-11-26 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	OHMYGAWD!!1 feeds (Reply to this)(Parent)

	chibikaijuu 2008-11-26 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	OH MY GOD. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sparkysrevenge 2008-11-27 12:25 am UTC (link)
	Brockie is the queen of that, too. She'll come up to me when I know she's been fed, give me the Puppy Eyes (Westies, for the record, have the most beautiful eyes), and pretend she hasn't eaten in days. That's her in my icon. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tree 2008-11-27 12:48 am UTC (link)
	I love Westies' big button eyes! On "not eating in days": http://littera-abactor.livejournal.com/7748.html I read that until I cried and was hoarse with laughter. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sparkysrevenge 2008-11-27 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	They're so bright. LOL, that sounds like my sister's dogs. Also, more Westie cuteness. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tree 2008-11-28 01:34 pm UTC (link)
	D'awwwwwwwwwwwww! I pronounce this thread a winner. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sparkysrevenge 2008-11-28 05:30 pm UTC (link)
	Brockie thanks you, and may she please have some leftover bacon? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	aerobot 2008-11-27 02:54 am UTC (link)
	Mine's an absolute champion in the "I see you have a sandwich" routine Oh god, for some reason this made me laugh SO HARD. XD (Reply to this)(Parent)

serai
2008-11-28 12:30 am UTC (link)

That's nothing. Wanna get a dog to adore you the rest of your life? Jerk him off. Seriously. I used to have a friend who was a vet nurse, and she loved to tell the story about the Irish Setter who fell completely in love with her after she had to masturbate him for artificial insemination. After that, every time the dog came in to the clinic, he'd follow her around, sidle up to her, rub up against her leg, lick her hands. Anything, apparently, to get her to notice him.

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