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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-11-26 09:23:00
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Entry tags:community: customers_suck, jiggawha?, otf_wank's thoughts on cats, peta gone wild, taking shit too seriously

I love my dead, gay cat?
Not liking cats: now on par with oppressing gays.

...yeah, I got nothin'.


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[info]serai
2008-11-28 12:30 am UTC (link)
That's nothing. Wanna get a dog to adore you the rest of your life? Jerk him off. Seriously. I used to have a friend who was a vet nurse, and she loved to tell the story about the Irish Setter who fell completely in love with her after she had to masturbate him for artificial insemination. After that, every time the dog came in to the clinic, he'd follow her around, sidle up to her, rub up against her leg, lick her hands. Anything, apparently, to get her to notice him.

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