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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-11-28 18:25:00


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Current mood:S-M-R-T
Entry tags:internet doctors, jiggawha?, schools, squid brains, university: now anyone can play!

Welcome to the "Least Intelligent Student Union in the Country"
The student council at Carleton University in Ottawa has made a shocking discovery*: Cystic Fibrosis only affects white men, and is therefore not an "inclusive enough" disease to raise money for. Needless to say, this causes a leeeetle backlash.

In response, the person who originally made the motion to remove CF from their charity list is "currently not able to live happily." How sad. :(

ETA: *And by "shocking", I mean "completely false".



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[info]kahrohseh
2008-11-29 01:01 am UTC (link)
CF only affects white men? Uhm, yeah, tell that to my brother's girlfriend.

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[info]crysiana
2008-11-29 01:11 am UTC (link)
I can see what they meant but wow, that's both inaccurate and offensive.

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[info]atreyu
2008-11-29 01:29 am UTC (link)
Can you explain it to me? Because all I can see from it is 'this only affects a certain population, so we won't care' which... doesn't sound good in any way.

And maybe that is what they meant, I'm just having a hard time seeing anyone saying that while not trying to be assholes.

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(no subject) - [info]llama_treats, 2008-11-29 01:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]atreyu, 2008-11-29 01:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]caito, 2008-11-29 02:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2008-11-29 04:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ninwhore, 2008-11-29 01:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lady_ganesh, 2008-12-02 04:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]crysiana, 2008-11-29 02:01 am UTC

[info]derumi
2008-11-29 01:37 am UTC (link)
Oh, yeah. WTF.

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[info]pantsgolem
2008-11-29 01:37 am UTC (link)
a student movement has emerged to impeach Ms. Smyth and councillor Donnie Northrup, the science councillor who wrote the motion.

the science councillor who wrote the motion

the science councillor who wrote the motion



SCIENCE COUNCILLOR



WAT.

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[info]nightfalltwen
2008-11-29 01:45 am UTC (link)
Speaking as a Canadian... it's probably a Canadian thing. We give people some crazy titles up here.

But who really knows?



Aside from The Shadow. Who knows everything.

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(no subject) - [info]pantsgolem, 2008-11-29 01:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nightfalltwen, 2008-11-29 01:50 am UTC

[info]serai
2008-11-29 07:16 pm UTC (link)
Jesus Christ. And I thought it ridiculous that he'd gotten all the way to college without knowing what "Caucasian" means. What the hell ELSE doesn't this guy know?

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[info]dez_chan
2008-11-29 01:58 am UTC (link)
Am I the only one who thought, "Gee, the first time I heard about CF was from the POV of a female...Um."

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[info]jaina
2008-11-29 08:25 am UTC (link)
OHMYGOSH me too.

I picked CF as the topic for my very first research paper because of that book. ....wow, that was a long time ago.

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[info]honorh
2008-11-29 02:10 am UTC (link)
This kinda strikes me as something for Unfunny Business. Ludicrous, yeah, wanky, yeah, but not very funny.

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[info]llama_treats
2008-11-29 02:25 am UTC (link)
That's nice.

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(no subject) - [info]wankaholic, 2008-11-29 02:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]llama_treats, 2008-11-29 03:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankaholic, 2008-11-29 03:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]llama_treats, 2008-11-29 03:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankaholic, 2008-11-29 03:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]llama_treats, 2008-11-29 03:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]wankaholic, 2008-11-29 03:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2008-11-29 05:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]honorh, 2008-11-29 09:58 am UTC

[info]made_by_kali
2008-11-29 03:41 pm UTC (link)
*realizes no one else cares, but agrees anyway*

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[info]iamnotyourmuse
2008-11-29 03:27 am UTC (link)
Definitely only funny in a "gotta laugh or else I'll hit something" way.

I lost a good friend to Cycstic Fibrosis. She lived over fifteen years longer than her doctors gave her and she credited it to lots of laughter. So I'll laugh for her.

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[info]llama_treats
2008-11-29 03:39 am UTC (link)
Laugh at the people who were stupid enough to think it was a good idea, and how they're being taken to task for their dumbassery. They crack my ass up.

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(no subject) - [info]iamnotyourmuse, 2008-11-29 03:41 am UTC

[info]ecchaniz0r
2008-11-29 04:16 pm UTC (link)
My friend Iva did that too XD Dumbass doctor gave her three months to live; she was four at that time. When she passed away, she was twenty-one. And - yeah. She was also hilarious, and one of the most honestly kind people I've had the pleasure to know.

I'm quite sure that, in the hereafter, she's pointing and laughing at that doctor. XD

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[info]erototoxin
2008-11-29 03:37 am UTC (link)
Why don't any of the many, many articles linked ever mention that IT ISN'T TRUE that CF is a white-guy-only disease? (Unless I missed it, which is certainly possible.)

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[info]llama_treats
2008-11-29 03:42 am UTC (link)
The "leeeetle" link says so...possibly some of the others. (Or articles linked within the links.)

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[info]dragonfangirl
2008-11-29 09:30 pm UTC (link)
Possibly because people think that this is such elementary knowledge that it shouldn't even need to be stated?

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2008-11-29 04:11 pm UTC (link)
Uh, fuck - I've got CF, and I'm definitely melanin-challenged over here as it were, but I don't seem to be a guy -

Does this mean I don't exist AGAIN!? D:

(Affects MAINLY CAUCASIANS doesn't mean it only affects them, you insufferable penis-weasel of a mouthfarting clodpate 'researcher' - and those were the most SARCASTIC airquotes I could fucking muster right there, I will have you know! Um, yeah - when Couchiching in Orillia, Ontario, ran a camp for kids with CF, there WERE other ethnicities represented! They were in the minority, sure, but that didn't stop them from making myriad fart jokes just like the rest of us, so there. Also, COOL FACT - people with CF don't get cholera. It's a minor perk?)

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[info]tofuknight
2008-11-29 07:07 pm UTC (link)
In the interest of making this at least interesting (instead of just ragificating), why don't people with CF get cholera?

Also, cooking tips I learned this Thanksgiving:

Large turkeys create lots of drippings/juice. Consider this when putting said turkey in a roasting conatiner.

Due to said large amounts of juice, those stuffing recipies that call for croutons instead of soft bread have a point.

Over ~17lbs, cooking time for a turkey doesn't change. Only tested up to 25lbs. (do turkeys larger than 25lbs exist?)

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(no subject) - [info]altoidsaddict, 2008-11-29 08:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fakename, 2008-11-29 09:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2008-11-29 11:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2008-11-30 03:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2008-12-02 01:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beejium, 2008-11-30 02:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2008-11-30 03:03 am UTC

[info]insanityprelude
2008-12-02 05:05 am UTC (link)
Wait, you do? D:

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(no subject) - [info]insanityprelude, 2008-12-02 05:17 am UTC

[info]underwaterowl
2008-11-29 10:04 pm UTC (link)
Argh, stupid people, get out of my city ;_;

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(no subject) - [info]hysteria, 2008-11-30 02:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]underwaterowl, 2008-11-30 07:14 am UTC

[info]beejium
2008-11-30 02:55 am UTC (link)
Yeah, this is just another example of university students going, "LOOK AT IS, WE ARE SMRT AND SPECIAL!" when they're really just made of fail. Newsflash: Being accepted to university does not make you a genius. (And I say that as a unversity student. Sigh.)

My cousin has CF. She's both female and about 7. Good job, Carleton.

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[info]hxmxcrashtrap
2008-11-30 03:39 pm UTC (link)
Dammit this school is my first choice.

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it's the least of your worries - [info]hxmxcrashtrap, 2008-12-01 12:33 am UTC

redwarrior
2008-12-05 11:02 pm UTC (link)
...Wait, what?

And I thought some of my profs were nonsensically liberal*...

*I'm sorry to have offended any liberals out there in advance. I'm pretty liberal myself. It's just that there's a huge difference between "men and women should be equal" and "all heterosexual sex is rape".

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