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Welcome to the "Least Intelligent Student Union in the Country"
The student council at Carleton University in Ottawa has made a shocking discovery*: Cystic Fibrosis only affects white men, and is therefore not an "inclusive enough" disease to raise money for. Needless to say, this causes a leeeetle backlash.

In response, the person who originally made the motion to remove CF from their charity list is "currently not able to live happily." How sad. :(

ETA: *And by "shocking", I mean "completely false".

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tofuknight
2008-11-30 03:07 am UTC (link)

*giggles* Genetic fail-velcro! *snorts*

I'm glad your pancreas can do insulin! Not being able to sucks. Silly pancreas.

Also, I am now imagining a little cholera bug (a la those adorable little plushies) going down your intestines: "Do do doo... ah! Intestines! I can attatch! Yay!" *snuggles up to intestines and is REPELLED* "Ack! Oh no! Alas! Well... maybe that was just a bad spot. I'll try again." *snuggles up to another part of intestines. Is again REPELLED* "Noooooooooooo! A CF human! Woe is me!" *cries*

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	ecchaniz0r 2008-12-02 01:51 am UTC (link)
	That just made my day. ...And now I wanna buy that microbe plushie just so I can go REPEL! and toss him around my room. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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