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Lauren ([info]ladylauren) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-11-30 19:50:00


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Current mood:Fan-Fucking-tastic
Current music:The Format -- 'One Shot, Two Shots'
Entry tags:nanowrimo, plagiarism, soon to be published by rdr, steve vander ark junior

My word count is pastede on yay
Someone claims to have 'won' NaNoWriMo with 2.5 million words, a feat so fantabulous it apparently requires announcing twice.

Unfortunately, checking out his website reveals that he used a less than conventional technique to reach this count:

In order to compile so many words in such a short time, Leach leaned heavily on the Internet. He generated what he calls a “non-linear literary collage” by mining various blogs, chat rooms and fan fiction sites, grabbing whatever words caught his eye.

“The talk pages of Wikipedia and the reader comments on io9.com were my absolute favorites,” he said. “These are my people. I shamelessly plagiarized their words -- even their misspellings and gramatical errors -- at every opportunity, combining the anonymous messages with recycled content from ‘Marienbad My Love’ and entries from my dream journal. I repeatedly cut and pasted and searched and replaced, transforming the various writings into a completely new and unique literary work.”


NaNoers are Not Amused.

Edited to add the best replies from the forums so far:

yukongold: Plagiarizing other peoples' words is not writing. It's plagiarism, pure and simple, contrary to the spirit of Nano.

Not to mention that your pretense is so thick you could stand on it and not worry about sinking for a good three hours.


Sashimisan: Exactly.

I have more respect for someone who struggled to cross the finish line with 50K of their own words than I do for a plagiarist who filled a document with thousands of pages of nonsense.


sniderman: Next year, I plan to do the same thing for my NaNo. I plan to title it "The Stand by Stephen King."

MrHeywire: You, my dear dirtysockface, deserve to have all your clean underwear burned, your washing machine broken and your water cut off. How dare you claim to be an author when not one word was arranged into a sentence by your miserable self this month!
Even without you, those of us who have done this honestly have still surpassed a total 1.5 billion words, so I have no reason to not wish your word count to be retracted from the totals.

Wishing your head to be lovingly placed in a bucket of cement;
--Me


Son of edit:

MrHeywire's post is deleted, but oh, the replacement is STELLAR.

marienbadmylove: Hey MrHeywire, your post is one of my favorites to date. A couple of people have wished violence upon me, but you’re the first who actually wanted to see me dead (in a loving way, of course). Still, I liked this post slightly better: “But you are using other people's words. I feel that the point of NaNo is to write in your own words.” Here is my point: They are my own words! I stole them, and now they belong to me. That’s what I do. I’m an auto thief. I knock out the driver’s side window, hot wire the ignition and take off for the local chop shop. I file off the VIN numbers and strip out the valuable parts. I bolt various body panels together into a stylistic abomination. I re-spray the thing vomit green, add insulting graffiti along the fenders and hang a crap-scented air freshener from the rear view mirror (to cover up the stench of the dead body in the trunk). Twenty-eight days later, I drive it to the local car show and park it alongside the other entries. Look, people are throwing rotten tomatoes at it. What fun! How will I top myself for the 2009 NaNoWriMo? Here’s an idea: steal synopsis and excerpt texts from the “Novel Info” sections of this year’s winners. Already a story idea is beginning to form… A guy in a government post, who has an entirely contended existence, abruptly and lacking reason, packs his vomit green automobile with objects such as his nativity record, crap-scented air freshener and a severed head in a bucket of cement and maneuvers away.




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[info]chibikaijuu
2008-11-30 10:47 am UTC (link)
It's honestly kind of a cool concept - but were I a NaNoer, I would absolutely want to punch him in the face.

Actually, I sort of do as it is. WAY TO MISS THE POINT.

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(no subject) - [info]wrenlet, 2008-11-30 04:13 pm UTC
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[info]fools_game
2008-11-30 12:30 pm UTC (link)
he wrote his own press release, for his own website, in the third person. I don't care what he thinks he's contributing to art of novel writing, there's no way to do that without coming off as the worst kind of narcissist.

Wanker.

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(no subject) - [info]honorh, 2008-12-01 11:30 am UTC

[info]ashenmote
2008-11-30 01:23 pm UTC (link)
Well, I collected roughly 100 trillions of words on the internet, and after two weeks of drafting and discarding less brilliant concepts I rearranged them in original order and returned them to the all locations I found them in, at one with my aureate artistic vision.

So I think it is safe to say that I won NaNoWriMo this year. But do I look down on Mr. Leach's humble project? No! Everyone starts out on a shoestring.

P.S.: If I messed up anyone's Journal layouts in the process, I apologize!

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(no subject) - [info]ladylauren, 2008-12-01 09:23 am UTC

[info]squeakytoy
2008-11-30 01:51 pm UTC (link)
The NaNo version of Steve Vander Ark!

IT'S NOT YOUR WRITING. DO NOT CLAIM IT AS YOURS.

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(no subject) - [info]quantumreality, 2008-11-30 06:03 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2008-12-03 06:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]magnolia_mama, 2008-12-03 07:09 pm UTC
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GiP - [info]pfeffermuse, 2008-12-08 05:49 am UTC

[info]ashenmote
2008-11-30 02:14 pm UTC (link)
Huh. Why is this post locked?

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(no subject) - [info]ladylauren, 2008-11-30 08:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rhrsoulmates, 2008-11-30 09:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladylauren, 2008-11-30 11:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rhrsoulmates, 2008-12-01 06:27 am UTC

[info]the_seventh_l
2008-11-30 02:57 pm UTC (link)
Fuck that dude. I worked my ass off for my 50k. He didn't -- he just stole his words, uncredited, and called it a 'literary work'. Like hell.

I'm offended that he thinks he's won NaNo with all of this. Uh, yeah, no. NO. D:

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(no subject) - [info]sistercoyote, 2008-12-02 04:06 am UTC
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[info]iamnotyourmuse
2008-11-30 03:57 pm UTC (link)
Oh wow! He's such a visionary! I'm ever so impressed!

Except not at all in the slightest.

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[info]electricwitch
2008-11-30 04:38 pm UTC (link)
"unique literary work"?

Yeah, except no.

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(no subject) - [info]watersword, 2008-11-30 06:22 pm UTC

[info]beccastareyes
2008-11-30 04:51 pm UTC (link)
Dude, winning NaNo by copy-pasting words you find on the internet is like cheating at solitaire. No one's going to stop you from doing it, but it just makes you look kinda pathetic and makes other people wonder why you even bothered playing.

Except when you cheat at solitaire, you don't have a mob of angry solitaire players ready to hit you.

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(no subject) - [info]ladylauren, 2008-12-01 11:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beccastareyes, 2008-12-01 03:03 pm UTC

[info]issendai
2008-11-30 05:13 pm UTC (link)
The fail is strong in this one. It portends many great wanks to come. My personal favorite is the section of his web site where he presents a mental disorder based on himself for inclusion in the DSMV-III.

Also, his "novel" is word salad. Yep, I checked.

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(no subject) - [info]senor_pinata, 2008-11-30 05:48 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2008-12-03 06:51 pm UTC
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[info]twoiskewl
2008-11-30 05:35 pm UTC (link)
SO POSTMODERN.

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[info]theninth
2008-11-30 06:20 pm UTC (link)
By clicking on the links below, you agree to only use the ebook offered here for your own personal reading. You further agree that you will not distribute it in any way, or place it at other sites, or share it with other readers.

Look! Irony!

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(no subject) - [info]tunxeh, 2008-11-30 06:56 pm UTC
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[info]shallow_kid
2008-11-30 06:28 pm UTC (link)
Wow. What a doucherocket.

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(no subject) - [info]lilgoala, 2008-12-02 05:17 am UTC

[info]altoidsaddict
2008-11-30 06:30 pm UTC (link)
I wonder what would happen if someone were to, you know, copy his e-book and offer it as their own NaNo project.

Not that I'm suggesting such a thing. Because offering others' words as your own is stealing and everything.

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(no subject) - [info]rhrsoulmates, 2008-11-30 09:16 pm UTC
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[info]singe
2008-11-30 06:33 pm UTC (link)
I posted only one word to my NaNo count and even I'm offended. It's not a Collect the Words game, you dumbshit.

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[info]southerngaelic
2008-11-30 06:59 pm UTC (link)
I'm not a NaNo writer but I'd like this cuntbastard to meet the business end of a cluebat. Repeatedly.

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[info]kalika_maxwell
2008-11-30 08:18 pm UTC (link)
Six years of doing NaNo have taught me to be zen about all the fucking morons on the boards.

And by 'zen' I mean I'm very calm and peaceful as I wish his computer to explode in his face.

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(no subject) - [info]ladylauren, 2008-12-01 09:32 am UTC
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[info]tehrin
2008-11-30 08:30 pm UTC (link)
What a douchebucket.

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[info]blue_penguin
2008-11-30 08:39 pm UTC (link)
Wow, this guy's got an ego the size of Jupiter. It would be kind of impressive if I hadn't already encountered far too many "artists" like him.

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[info]sharps
2008-11-30 09:12 pm UTC (link)
What a tosser.

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[info]mmanurere
2008-11-30 09:15 pm UTC (link)
Wait -- he's calling it Marienbad, My Love?

His real goal is clearly to get his ass kicked by Alain Resnais.

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(no subject) - [info]sharps, 2008-11-30 09:29 pm UTC
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[info]seiberwing
2008-11-30 09:33 pm UTC (link)
Guys guys it's not a competition you can't say anything bad about pretentious plagiarizing idiots. Be nice!

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[info]hornytoad
2008-11-30 09:36 pm UTC (link)
Does this mean that I can count all of my flamewars in the past month towards my total?

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(no subject) - [info]ladylauren, 2008-12-01 12:11 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]ladylauren, 2008-12-03 04:42 am UTC

[info]dragonfangirl
2008-11-30 09:40 pm UTC (link)
Oh yeah, oh yeah, well well I have 2.5 trillion words compiled on my hard drive now! From various sources such as fandom wank, wikipedia, tv tropes, CNN.com, and fanfiction.net. I call it "Portrait of the Mind of a Young Female Activist Who Likes Slashy Fanfic." I used the revolutionary compliling technique of having my internet browser cache copies of every page I visit. Top that!

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(no subject) - nam_jai, 2008-11-30 10:17 pm UTC
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[info]phosfate
2008-11-30 10:15 pm UTC (link)
I bet it makes for great readin'.

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