OMG, self-publishing is my favourite category of wank EVER! There's just something about the desperate, bright-eyed resistance to all logic that tickles me to death.

I especially love her constant refrain of, "Well, do YOU have a book published? If you don't your opinion is worthless!!11OMG" I must have missed the section in Borders called "Book Only For Other Authors."

Pish, you made my whole day with this. :D