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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-12-16 15:09:00
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Entry tags:shampoo killed my mother, you insensitive prick

Gee, this wank smells terrific
So, what do you think about "salon" shampoos that you buy from overstock stores?

They're evil and wrong. EVIL AND WRONG! DANGER WILL ROBINSON! THEY KILLED A MAN IN RENO JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE!


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[info]jkefka
2008-12-16 10:37 pm UTC (link)
A) Everyone can see if you're wearing fake jeans

This threw the following scene into my head:

"Hey, like my new jeans?"
"Um, those are sweatpants."
"My clever plan has failed! BLAST!" *runs away*

Yeah I dunno either.


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[info]llama_treats
2008-12-16 10:39 pm UTC (link)
The Emperor's New Jeans!

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[info]also_not_a_pipe
2008-12-17 01:34 am UTC (link)
Sadly, just because a paint color is named "denim" does not make it a believable substitute for real denim when applied to skin or paper grocery sacks.

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[info]zulu
2008-12-17 02:49 am UTC (link)
I see you've played knifey-spoony before!

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[info]jkefka
2008-12-17 05:25 am UTC (link)
I had to look that up, but very appropriate XD

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