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	jkefka 2008-12-16 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	Mine's green, and that's really all I know about it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	keri 2008-12-16 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	Oooh, green! Does it make green soap bubbles like a weird slime monster? Because that would be awesome. (my shampoo used to smell like orange soda. it was awesome. i wonder what happened to that brand?) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	doomsday 2008-12-16 11:06 pm UTC (link)
	Bed Head Moisture Maniac smells like orange soda, but only if you get it in a salon. If you buy it at Target, it smells like agent orange instead because it is evil and will kill you in your sleep. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kookaburra 2008-12-17 03:31 am UTC (link)
	Ha ha! I just took a shower and I use that stuff. It smells so yummy! I was seriously just sitting here enjoying my hair-smell. ...and I bought it at Costco. le gasp (Reply to this)(Parent)

melannen
2008-12-16 10:58 pm UTC (link)

This makes me think of that old Smallville wank where somebody had Clark using green apple Suave shampoo, and somebody was like "Clark would not use Suave! Suave is for white trash!", cue wank. To which I was sitting quietly boggling and going, "you know, this is all irrelevant; Clark would not use green apple scented Suave because it looks exactly like liquid Kryptonite. I know this, we used it as such for a haunted house once..."

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	sparkysrevenge 2008-12-17 01:26 am UTC (link)
	The only one in that verse that would be using green shampoo? Oliver Queen. And it's probably a salon brand. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cmdr_zoom 2008-12-17 06:04 pm UTC (link)
	Bruce probably keeps some in his shower. Just in case. Ready for anything, you know. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sparkysrevenge 2008-12-18 10:43 am UTC (link)
	Even better if bat guano is in the ingredients. I'm sure he has plenty of that stockpiled in his cave. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	littlest_lurker 2008-12-18 10:35 am UTC (link)
	He uses separate types for the hair on his head and his beard. And he probably gets really pissy when Dinah uses some of it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sparkysrevenge 2008-12-18 10:42 am UTC (link)
	"Oliver, honey, why did you shoot me with your arrow?" "You, uh... you used my shampoo." "...It's shampoo." "It's salon brand. Bat guano and a poisonous plant. Very expensive." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2008-12-18 10:47 am UTC (link)
	Hey, there's always Tess, too! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sparkysrevenge 2008-12-18 10:51 am UTC (link)
	Oliver wouldn't let Tess touch his hairbrush. She says it's because of his cheating on her. It was really because he had more hair products than she did. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2008-12-18 10:59 am UTC (link)
	But! Then he can shoot her foot! As payback for being an idiot and letting everyone at her job know! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	littlest_lurker 2008-12-18 10:57 am UTC (link)
	"Oh, honestly. Why don't you just use bar soap, like Hal does?" "Look, I have told you, my hair is...wait, how do you know how Hal washes his hair?" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sparkysrevenge 2008-12-18 11:51 am UTC (link)
	HAHAHAHAH. dies Would you like your internet baked or fried? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	evilsqueakers 2008-12-18 10:42 am UTC (link)
	somebody was like "Clark would not use Suave! Suave is for white trash ..... They'd hate to know I use the purple Suave, wouldn't they? Cheaper is good. Damn it. Very, very good. And I haven't hit a dive bar to drag my mama out in at least 7 years. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sparkysrevenge 2008-12-18 10:45 am UTC (link)
	My mom uses Suave, and she's Bridge Lady. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	evilsqueakers 2008-12-18 10:49 am UTC (link)
	Because they have specials. Two for 5 bucks or 6 bucks! That's like 3 months worth for me! And for six bucks! I was mad they didn't have any purple soap when I went to the grocery. I had to get Dial. Blech. Suave or bust. Damn it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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