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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-12-16 15:09:00


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Entry tags:shampoo killed my mother, you insensitive prick

Gee, this wank smells terrific
So, what do you think about "salon" shampoos that you buy from overstock stores?

They're evil and wrong. EVIL AND WRONG! DANGER WILL ROBINSON! THEY KILLED A MAN IN RENO JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE!



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[info]keri
2008-12-16 10:42 pm UTC (link)
I got a pair of $2 stretch jeans there once. It was fantastic, and I'm going to tell you why!

I was home for Easter and my brother's birthday (the day after Easter) and when I was driving back to school that Monday (coincidentally: my brother's birthday) I got in a car accident, totalled the car and broke my ankle. But I didn't have clothes at home anymore! (I had one change in my overnight bag, but the paramedics cut my clothes off so they could tend to my injuries.)

So we went to walmart for stuff I could wear until someone could go down to the dorms four hours away and fetch my things. And I got to ride around in one of those driving-carts all legitimate like and make it beep when I went backwards, and I found jeans for $2. Two weeks' worth of clothes for under $20 that I would never wear again? Hell yeah.

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[info]gynocrat
2008-12-16 10:56 pm UTC (link)
So what you're saying is, you drank the Wal-aid?

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[info]keri
2008-12-16 11:01 pm UTC (link)
Maybe. For two weeks?

Okay, I live just down the street from a super walmart I can't help it its got these tentacles that sort of reach out and trap you and you're like oh i need some milk oh look how close walmart is and it's half price there and then you go in to get it and you're distracted by the $2 jeans and the crappy "inspirational" romances in the book section and the aisle of generic holiday decorations and/or gifts and.

possibly there is need for help.

but it's the only place i know of to get honey mustard pringles D:

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[info]kookaburra
2008-12-17 03:34 am UTC (link)
I work graveyards and it's the only place open when I'm up

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[info]evilsqueakers
2008-12-18 10:50 am UTC (link)
I love they have a little 4 or 5 pack of the white cheddar popcorny stuff. I love those when I'm looking for a snack. And it's like 100 calories.

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[info]florence_craye
2008-12-18 09:04 pm UTC (link)
Plus, they are the only store near me that carries oil changing crap and car stuff. Then I wander through the health care aisle and pick up those cheap, cheeeap generic medications and shit.

I try and stay away, but I'm only human!!

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