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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-12-16 15:09:00
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Entry tags:shampoo killed my mother, you insensitive prick

Gee, this wank smells terrific
So, what do you think about "salon" shampoos that you buy from overstock stores?

They're evil and wrong. EVIL AND WRONG! DANGER WILL ROBINSON! THEY KILLED A MAN IN RENO JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE!


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[info]keri
2008-12-16 10:53 pm UTC (link)
Oooh, green! Does it make green soap bubbles like a weird slime monster? Because that would be awesome.



(my shampoo used to smell like orange soda. it was awesome. i wonder what happened to that brand?)

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[info]doomsday
2008-12-16 11:06 pm UTC (link)
Bed Head Moisture Maniac smells like orange soda, but only if you get it in a salon. If you buy it at Target, it smells like agent orange instead because it is evil and will kill you in your sleep.

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[info]kookaburra
2008-12-17 03:31 am UTC (link)
Ha ha! I just took a shower and I use that stuff. It smells so yummy! I was seriously just sitting here enjoying my hair-smell.

...and I bought it at Costco. *le gasp*

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