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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-12-16 15:09:00
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Entry tags:shampoo killed my mother, you insensitive prick

Gee, this wank smells terrific
So, what do you think about "salon" shampoos that you buy from overstock stores?

They're evil and wrong. EVIL AND WRONG! DANGER WILL ROBINSON! THEY KILLED A MAN IN RENO JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE!


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[info]sistercoyote
2008-12-16 10:56 pm UTC (link)
MSG: What do you use on your hair?
Me: Baby Shampoo.
MSG: Oh. [pause] Well, it's working really well for you.

Do you suppose it was something about the way I said Baby Shampoo? You'd almost think I'd said I was using shampoo made of babies.

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[info]phosfate
2008-12-16 10:59 pm UTC (link)
Don't they make some kind of placenta shampoo?

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[info]hallidae
2008-12-16 11:08 pm UTC (link)
I dunno about shampoo, but there's a kind of leave in conditioner stuff that's made of placenta. I kind of gagged a little when I unpacked that box while stocking shelves, because I'd never known it existed before that.

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[info]doomsday
2008-12-16 11:12 pm UTC (link)
Henna 'n' Placenta horrifies me every time I'm in the shampoo aisle. WHY? D:

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[info]also_not_a_pipe
2008-12-17 01:37 am UTC (link)
... D:

Ha! Ha ha! That was a terribly funny jokey comment you just made! Absolutely! Yes, it was!

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[info]dark_puck
2008-12-17 02:37 am UTC (link)

D:

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[info]hyaenid
2008-12-17 02:41 am UTC (link)
Wait. Like... human placenta?

What.

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[info]doomsday
2008-12-17 02:57 am UTC (link)
I think it's pig placenta, but I don't know if that's better or worse.

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[info]lirazel
2008-12-17 03:16 pm UTC (link)
In your icon, Megan looks properly horrified but Firefly seems unreasonably smug. I give it a 5 out of 10.

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[info]anonyrat
2008-12-17 07:13 pm UTC (link)
I think she's just succeeded in successfully trolling Megan.

When you can't use the internet because you have no hands, I guess you come up with things to do.

Seriously, that bothered me when I was a kid. THEY HAVE HOOVES. HOW DO THEY BUILD CASTLES?

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[info]doomsday
2008-12-17 08:02 pm UTC (link)
Magic. Actually, that always bugged me too. How is a pony going to scoop ice cream and put on a tutu?

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[info]lirazel
2008-12-17 08:11 pm UTC (link)
PONY MAGIC.

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[info]frau_eva
2008-12-18 12:58 am UTC (link)
Oh, they have human slaves for that. I mean, naturally.

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[info]pfeffermuse
2008-12-19 08:05 pm UTC (link)
Dogs have owners. Horses, ponies and cats have staff.

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[info]wrongly_amused
2008-12-16 11:21 pm UTC (link)
...Well, I suppose the concept of deriving a protein enriched formula from a natural product we'd discard anyway isn't a bad one, but - but...

DO NOT WANT D:

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[info]witty
2008-12-17 02:27 am UTC (link)
If that were so, there would be all kinds of shark gristle shampoo! Super-awesome sheep's-brains formula! Natural enriching chicken-guts nourishment for your hair!!

...Actually probably all of those things exist, and I use them all. I just don't KNOW it, and I am happier.

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[info]lirazel
2008-12-17 03:19 pm UTC (link)
There are plenty of "all natural" things that are very bad for you.

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[info]sistercoyote
2008-12-16 11:23 pm UTC (link)
Yes they do, as I recall, and ick.

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[info]insanityprelude
2008-12-18 11:09 pm UTC (link)
Yes. Aussie makes it, I think- my mom tried it on me way back when.

It actually worked pretty nicely, if I remember correctly.

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[info]lysana
2008-12-16 11:16 pm UTC (link)
For a lot of people, baby shampoo is very drying. It's become standard cant in hairstyling circles from what I've heard that you don't use baby shampoo, ever. *shrug* I confess to buying my shampoo at a health food store, but dear gods, does it do wonders for my hair.

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[info]sistercoyote
2008-12-16 11:24 pm UTC (link)
My hair is extremely fine and naturally very oily, which is why the stylist I saw before this guy recommended it. That said, I buy Burt's Bees baby shampoo, which I have to get at Whole Paycheck, so I shouldn't talk.

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[info]drhenryjekyll
2008-12-17 06:49 am UTC (link)
Oooh, maybe I should try that. I have really fine but super-thick hair, so it's oily alllll the time. I'm using Head'n'Shoulders right now, but I think my hair's building up a resistance to it (damn you, dandruff! You shall not win!!!)

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[info]heddychaa
2008-12-18 11:55 pm UTC (link)
Hmm, baby shampoo, eh?

I am in the same boat as you with the fine and super-thick hair that is very oily. So annoying. I found the Head n' Shoulders for oily hair didn't really do all that much for me.

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