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Dan Fogelberg's (llama_treats) wrote in otf_wank,
@ 2008-12-16 15:09:00

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shampoo killed my mother, you insensitive prick

Gee, this wank smells terrific
So, what do you think about "salon" shampoos that you buy from overstock stores?

They're evil and wrong. EVIL AND WRONG! DANGER WILL ROBINSON! THEY KILLED A MAN IN RENO JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE!

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	phosfate 2008-12-16 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	Don't they make some kind of placenta shampoo? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hallidae 2008-12-16 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	I dunno about shampoo, but there's a kind of leave in conditioner stuff that's made of placenta. I kind of gagged a little when I unpacked that box while stocking shelves, because I'd never known it existed before that. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	doomsday 2008-12-16 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	Henna 'n' Placenta horrifies me every time I'm in the shampoo aisle. WHY? D: (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	also_not_a_pipe 2008-12-17 01:37 am UTC (link)
	... D: Ha! Ha ha! That was a terribly funny jokey comment you just made! Absolutely! Yes, it was! (Reply to this)(Parent)

dark_puck
2008-12-17 02:37 am UTC (link)

D:

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	hyaenid 2008-12-17 02:41 am UTC (link)
	Wait. Like... human placenta? What. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	doomsday 2008-12-17 02:57 am UTC (link)
	I think it's pig placenta, but I don't know if that's better or worse. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lirazel 2008-12-17 03:16 pm UTC (link)
	In your icon, Megan looks properly horrified but Firefly seems unreasonably smug. I give it a 5 out of 10. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	anonyrat 2008-12-17 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	I think she's just succeeded in successfully trolling Megan. When you can't use the internet because you have no hands, I guess you come up with things to do. Seriously, that bothered me when I was a kid. THEY HAVE HOOVES. HOW DO THEY BUILD CASTLES? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	doomsday 2008-12-17 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	Magic. Actually, that always bugged me too. How is a pony going to scoop ice cream and put on a tutu? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lirazel 2008-12-17 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	PONY MAGIC. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	frau_eva 2008-12-18 12:58 am UTC (link)
	Oh, they have human slaves for that. I mean, naturally. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	pfeffermuse 2008-12-19 08:05 pm UTC (link)
	Dogs have owners. Horses, ponies and cats have staff. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	wrongly_amused 2008-12-16 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	...Well, I suppose the concept of deriving a protein enriched formula from a natural product we'd discard anyway isn't a bad one, but - but... DO NOT WANT D: (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	witty 2008-12-17 02:27 am UTC (link)
	If that were so, there would be all kinds of shark gristle shampoo! Super-awesome sheep's-brains formula! Natural enriching chicken-guts nourishment for your hair!! ...Actually probably all of those things exist, and I use them all. I just don't KNOW it, and I am happier. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lirazel 2008-12-17 03:19 pm UTC (link)
	There are plenty of "all natural" things that are very bad for you. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sistercoyote 2008-12-16 11:23 pm UTC (link)
	Yes they do, as I recall, and ick. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	insanityprelude 2008-12-18 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. Aussie makes it, I think- my mom tried it on me way back when. It actually worked pretty nicely, if I remember correctly. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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