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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-12-16 15:09:00


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Entry tags:shampoo killed my mother, you insensitive prick

Gee, this wank smells terrific
So, what do you think about "salon" shampoos that you buy from overstock stores?

They're evil and wrong. EVIL AND WRONG! DANGER WILL ROBINSON! THEY KILLED A MAN IN RENO JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE!



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[info]doomsday
2008-12-16 11:12 pm UTC (link)
Henna 'n' Placenta horrifies me every time I'm in the shampoo aisle. WHY? D:

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[info]also_not_a_pipe
2008-12-17 01:37 am UTC (link)
... D:

Ha! Ha ha! That was a terribly funny jokey comment you just made! Absolutely! Yes, it was!

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[info]dark_puck
2008-12-17 02:37 am UTC (link)

D:

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[info]hyaenid
2008-12-17 02:41 am UTC (link)
Wait. Like... human placenta?

What.

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[info]doomsday
2008-12-17 02:57 am UTC (link)
I think it's pig placenta, but I don't know if that's better or worse.

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[info]lirazel
2008-12-17 03:16 pm UTC (link)
In your icon, Megan looks properly horrified but Firefly seems unreasonably smug. I give it a 5 out of 10.

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[info]anonyrat
2008-12-17 07:13 pm UTC (link)
I think she's just succeeded in successfully trolling Megan.

When you can't use the internet because you have no hands, I guess you come up with things to do.

Seriously, that bothered me when I was a kid. THEY HAVE HOOVES. HOW DO THEY BUILD CASTLES?

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[info]doomsday
2008-12-17 08:02 pm UTC (link)
Magic. Actually, that always bugged me too. How is a pony going to scoop ice cream and put on a tutu?

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[info]lirazel
2008-12-17 08:11 pm UTC (link)
PONY MAGIC.

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[info]frau_eva
2008-12-18 12:58 am UTC (link)
Oh, they have human slaves for that. I mean, naturally.

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[info]pfeffermuse
2008-12-19 08:05 pm UTC (link)
Dogs have owners. Horses, ponies and cats have staff.

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