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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-12-16 15:09:00
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Entry tags:shampoo killed my mother, you insensitive prick

Gee, this wank smells terrific
So, what do you think about "salon" shampoos that you buy from overstock stores?

They're evil and wrong. EVIL AND WRONG! DANGER WILL ROBINSON! THEY KILLED A MAN IN RENO JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE!


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Re: True story!
[info]metal_dog5
2008-12-17 12:49 am UTC (link)
You really need to try this product. It's made from bat fetus and uranium!

Yeah, I tried that and it made my hair look and feel like straw. Obviously it's the straw effect which keeps the hair cancer at bay.

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Re: True story!
[info]lirazel
2008-12-17 03:25 pm UTC (link)
Side-effect of the uranium is that it provides the neccessary radiation treatment to thwart hair cancer. Trufax.

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