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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-12-16 15:09:00
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Entry tags:shampoo killed my mother, you insensitive prick

Gee, this wank smells terrific
So, what do you think about "salon" shampoos that you buy from overstock stores?

They're evil and wrong. EVIL AND WRONG! DANGER WILL ROBINSON! THEY KILLED A MAN IN RENO JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE!


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[info]poisonyoulove
2008-12-17 01:19 am UTC (link)
If your shampoo costs less than $30 a bottle, it's probably made from monkey cum. WATERED DOWN monkey cum!

Trufax.

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[info]sorchar
2008-12-17 04:54 am UTC (link)
You win for the comment and for the icon.

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[info]demonbean
2008-12-17 06:27 am UTC (link)
In that case, I'd argue that the watering down is probably a bonus.

But what do I know, my shampoo cost $1.50 for a bottle.

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[info]bubosquared
2008-12-17 01:52 pm UTC (link)
But ... I use solid shampoo. Does that mean it's actually dried out monkey cum? D:

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[info]herongale
2008-12-18 04:33 am UTC (link)
No, no, no. If you spend less than $30, then you are taking the terrible risk that your shampoo might not be made of monkey come. This is the true horror.

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