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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-12-16 15:09:00
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Entry tags:shampoo killed my mother, you insensitive prick

Gee, this wank smells terrific
So, what do you think about "salon" shampoos that you buy from overstock stores?

They're evil and wrong. EVIL AND WRONG! DANGER WILL ROBINSON! THEY KILLED A MAN IN RENO JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE!


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[info]eleutheria
2008-12-17 01:53 am UTC (link)
YES. I hate "product". Mostly unrelated, but I also hate the fashion industry's phobia of plural words. "You shouldn't wear that pant with that shoe." "I think we should go with a full lip and a smokey eye." I have visions of one-legged, one-eyed, one-lipped models hopping down the runway.

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[info]keri
2008-12-17 04:18 am UTC (link)
I just realized the word I was reaching for: Pretentious.


Totally describes that weird phobia and the "product" nonsense.

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[info]sorchar
2008-12-17 04:48 am UTC (link)
I'm glad I'm not the only one that bothers. *shudder*

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[info]caffeine_fairy
2008-12-17 01:05 pm UTC (link)
*sound of grinding teeth*

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[info]bubosquared
2008-12-17 01:53 pm UTC (link)
I'm imagining models wearing one pantleg, half a top, one lip lipsticked, one eye made-up, ... And of course, having said that, I'm betting that'll be the fashion in less than ten years. (Well, the half-make-up anyway.)

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[info]littlebitca
2008-12-18 07:24 pm UTC (link)
Somewhere someone has done that and was considered avant garde.

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2008-12-17 04:47 pm UTC (link)
I'm so amazed and relieved to discover that other people share this pet peeve!

Also, the excessive use of 'little'. "We've got a cute little pant with a little belt and this adorable little shoe, that has a little bow accent and a gorgeous little heel, with this little top that's got a little AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH."

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[info]eleutheria
2008-12-17 05:39 pm UTC (link)
I love Project Runway and similar shows, but this kind of thing is like nails on a chalkboard. "I just don't know about that pant."

Oh, Tim. MUST you speak this kind of nonsensical jargon? /sigh

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[info]evilsqueakers
2008-12-18 11:14 am UTC (link)
Well, in all fairness, most of the contestants do seem to make only one-half of a pair of pants when they're required. Like it's the evil design from hell that will kill you when you go pee in the toilet.

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