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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-12-16 15:09:00
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Entry tags:shampoo killed my mother, you insensitive prick

Gee, this wank smells terrific
So, what do you think about "salon" shampoos that you buy from overstock stores?

They're evil and wrong. EVIL AND WRONG! DANGER WILL ROBINSON! THEY KILLED A MAN IN RENO JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE!


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[info]tehrin
2008-12-17 01:56 am UTC (link)
I don't know about you all, but I never settle for anything less than PURE blood of the innocent in my shampooing products. Do you realize how HARD it is to find a salon that carries that? If you buy from anywhere else, you risk getting watered-down blood of the innocent instead.

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[info]eldritch
2008-12-17 02:26 am UTC (link)
Elizabeth Bathory, is that you?

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[info]sisterelwood
2008-12-17 02:54 am UTC (link)
Historical reference FTW!

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[info]ladyvyola
2008-12-17 11:50 pm UTC (link)
Dammit, that was exactly what I was going to say!

That'll teach me to get behind in my wank-reading.

Wait a minute. That sounded much less obscene in my head....

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[info]tehrin
2008-12-18 08:25 am UTC (link)
The best virginal blood comes that of Hungarian milk maids, you know.

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[info]evilsqueakers
2008-12-18 11:25 am UTC (link)
So that's her name! Thank you. I was just gonna ask if any virgins had start missing in mass quantities again.

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[info]onyxnoir
2008-12-17 12:28 pm UTC (link)
Or worse, you get blood of the not-so-innocent. And that crack-addict blood really tends to weigh my hair down.

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[info]visp
2008-12-19 08:37 pm UTC (link)
This. Blood of the kinda-good isn't nearly the same quality. Don't be fooled.

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[info]cazrolime
2008-12-18 08:53 am UTC (link)
I know, it's terrible. And the last time I bought from a surplus store, you know what, I'm not even sure that the blood was human. I had to go and ask for my money back! Jesus, deceiving their customers, you'd think they'd never heard of moral in tegrity. :|

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