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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-12-16 15:09:00


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Entry tags:shampoo killed my mother, you insensitive prick

Gee, this wank smells terrific
So, what do you think about "salon" shampoos that you buy from overstock stores?

They're evil and wrong. EVIL AND WRONG! DANGER WILL ROBINSON! THEY KILLED A MAN IN RENO JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE!



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Re: True story!
[info]platedlizard
2008-12-17 02:02 am UTC (link)
lol.

My sister: Um hi, I'm a Marine on leave in Germany, and I need to get my hair cut.
Hair Stylist: *doesn't speak English*
Sister: Oookay.
Hair Stylist: *whacks one foot of dead hair off, neatens up the rest*
Sister: Thanks! What do you recommend to prevent my hair getting like that ever again? *makes vague gestures*
Hair Stylist: *pulls out a canister of something, which turns out to be pure shea butter*
Sister: Thanks! *buys* *realizes later the stuff was, like, $50*

Mind, it worked really well, I don't think her hair has ever been so healthy. But then my sister has really weird hair for a Caucasian, almost kinky. She is probably the only white girl who could have gotten away with corn rows or dreads without looking shitty.

/thoughts on hair

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