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Dan Fogelberg's ([info]llama_treats) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2008-12-16 15:09:00
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Entry tags:shampoo killed my mother, you insensitive prick

Gee, this wank smells terrific
So, what do you think about "salon" shampoos that you buy from overstock stores?

They're evil and wrong. EVIL AND WRONG! DANGER WILL ROBINSON! THEY KILLED A MAN IN RENO JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE!


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Re: True story!
[info]napalmnacey
2008-12-17 06:19 am UTC (link)
It doesn't matter what the hell I use on my hair, it's oily by the end of the day. So it doesn't fucking matter.

PS. God DAMN these electric sex pants!

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Re: True story!
[info]sizer
2008-12-17 11:26 am UTC (link)
I'm not aroused; it's only cars!!

I wish that my hair would get oily (though I'd take after two days, thanks!). My hair is terribly dry to the point that I add oils to get it to the point that it doesn't crackle when I run my hands through it.

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Re: True story!
[info]napalmnacey
2008-12-17 02:11 pm UTC (link)
You! Computer Man! Pull down my pants and do your job!

I'd give you some of my oils but that's kind of skeezy.

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