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	scifantasy 2008-12-30 06:55 am UTC (link)
	Facebook's turn in the barrel. Interesting choice of metaphor, you know. That said: oy. (Reply to this)

	iwanttobeasleep 2008-12-30 07:28 am UTC (link)
	Where is the funny? Or, hell, where is the wank? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	bienegold 2008-12-30 07:54 am UTC (link)
	Hell hath no fury like a lactivist scorned. If it's not around yet, it will be. (The wank, anyways. Hard-core lactivists tend to suck the funny out of many a situation, imo.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sorchar 2008-12-30 09:08 am UTC (link)
	That's something for clairvoyantwank, then. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bienegold 2008-12-30 09:54 am UTC (link)
	I don't disagree. Just saying there's no way this won't be wanky. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	photosinensis 2008-12-31 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	Still, CW. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	white_serpent 2008-12-30 09:58 am UTC (link)
	Points are awarded when you're the first to mention the possibility of wank existing somewhere. Points double when you have no links. Okay, so they're cluelessness points... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	iwanttobeasleep 2008-12-30 07:10 pm UTC (link)
	This really isn't the place to post about things happen. Things happen a lot. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	notjo 2008-12-30 08:55 am UTC (link)
	I have no idea where the funny is, but the Raging Grannies have a chapter in my town and they are awesome. Photos! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	iwanttobeasleep 2008-12-30 07:04 pm UTC (link)
	I cannot wait to be old enough to pull off that hat. Awesome indeed. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sisterelwood 2008-12-30 10:23 am UTC (link)
	Here I was hoping for some good wank to cure my current annoyance. You get a slow clap for this. (Reply to this)

	bobafeis 2008-12-30 11:29 am UTC (link)
	"You go in and take out our photos, when will you learn our breasts are not porn?" I will pay lots of cold, hard cash (of the fake, internet variety) for anyone who can come up with a tune that makes that lyric anything less than hilarious. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	jkefka 2008-12-30 04:10 pm UTC (link)
	I'm just imagining the whiny folk-guitars here, and it's cracking me up. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hallidae 2008-12-30 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	Joan Baez's voice just entered my head, and oh, God, I can't help laughing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	beachlass 2008-12-31 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	You can sing anything to a catchy acoustic guitar riff. Trufax. (link NSFW) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tarash 2008-12-30 12:37 pm UTC (link)
	There will never be a time when breastfeeding wank WON'T remind me of that Married With Children episode where Marcy organises a breastfeeding protest at the shoestore. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	eilisliana 2008-12-30 10:30 pm UTC (link)
	Business Sucks and Business Still Sucks in the 9th season, I watched that disc about 3 weeks ago. XD (Reply to this)(Parent)

	amxjm 2008-12-31 04:19 pm UTC (link)
	I'd paraphrase their chant but I can't think of a number that would rhyme with Facebook. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	snarky_bix 2008-12-30 07:59 pm UTC (link)
	Nipplegate 2: Electric Boogaloo. (Reply to this)

	frequentmouse 2008-12-30 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	Paging Sisyphus party, table for two... (Reply to this)

	suziecroft 2008-12-30 10:04 pm UTC (link)
	I'm just gonna sit here and stare at the Obama shirtless in Hawaii pics linked to in the abortion thread. Cuz otherwise I'm going to have to start cutting people. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	bobafeis 2008-12-31 01:57 am UTC (link)
	Um. Wow. No words. Just a lingering feeling I can only call "Good job America!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bienegold 2008-12-31 05:02 am UTC (link)
	Hail to the Beef! /going to hell (Reply to this)(Parent)

	bluenakedlady 2008-12-31 06:25 pm UTC (link)
	Eehee! Ahem. I'll...I'll just be over there, shall I? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	selene_avis 2009-01-06 01:13 am UTC (link)
	Oh, my. I hadn't seen that picture yet. (Reply to this)(Parent)

sevendeadlyfun
2008-12-30 11:22 pm UTC (link)

Why is it that even though I agree with the points made, I end up irritated with lactivists? Srsly. I can't put my finger on why this particular group grates so damn badly on my nerves.

But since this is a failed wank, I have a cookie recipe. I found this at food_porn on LJ and it's been a huge hit in my family.

Cream Cheese Thumbprint Cookies

1 (8 ounce) package of cream cheese (softened)
1 cup butter (softened)
1 tsp of vanilla
¼ cup sugar
2 ½ cups of flour
1 small jar of jam or preserves

Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Cream together butter, vanilla, and cream cheese. Stir in the sugar. Then measure out the flower by spoonfuls into the larger measuring cups and add a cup at a time to the creamed mixture. Mix until no dough sticks to the sides of the bowl.

Roll out dough on a floured surface into a medium square, then use a cookie cutter or the brim of a small cup to remove the cookies. Place close together (but not touching) on a lightly greased cookie sheet. Use two cross-ways thumbprints to make a gentle indentation in the cookies and then fill with approximately 1/2 teaspoon of filling—keep it all in the center and don’t overload or you’ll have a sticky mess!

Bake for 20-25 minutes or until golden brown. Cool and enjoy.

NOTES: I've found it actually takes a bit more flour than is listed in order to keep the dough non-sticky. So start with the recipe amount and adjust as necessary. Additionally, I refrigerate my dough for an hour after mixing. It helps firm up the fats and makes rolling easier. I've used strawberry and raspberry jam here, but this is definitely a YMMV type of ingredient.

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	greenling 2008-12-31 06:28 am UTC (link)
	Whee, I might actually be able to make that. ...Roughly how small is a "small jar"? Bigger than a fist? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sevendeadlyfun 2008-12-31 06:59 am UTC (link)
	I used the small all fruit preserve style (Smuckers or Polaner, if that's at all familiar) and I went through the whole jar. So probably bigger than fist, but definitely not the Value Family size. :) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	aeka 2008-12-30 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	Wow. The only thing more painful than the breastfeeding wank itself is the blatant ignorance of the majority of posters posting to the Obama thread. Being pro-choice =/= being anti-breastfeeding. (Reply to this)

	dragonfangirl 2008-12-31 06:59 am UTC (link)
	Another petition, this time directed at Obama They're petitioning Obama to make Livejournal leave their boobie pictures alone? (Obv. I can't be bothered to actually read the link; the mental images I'm enjoying now are just too hilarious.) (Reply to this)

	poisonyoulove 2009-01-01 12:49 am UTC (link)
	"You don't own my breasts," "mind your own business," Jesus, lady. I was trying to mind my own business, but then you WHIPPED OUT YOUR TIT in public. (Reply to this)