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jkefka
2009-01-12 08:29 pm UTC (link)

Cakewrecks post is less dogpile at the moment and more "WE'RE NUMBER 1! WOOOOOO!" and some people criticizing the grammar of the post.

The forum post, meanwhile, is a delicious carnival of "how SUSPICIOUS that they defend the honor of their fans!", Jon and an admin being very polite at each other, and the guy being doggedly persistent. Over and over again. Right on to page 3.

Mmmm, I do love me some paranoia cookies with passive-aggressive frosting.

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	kookaburra 2009-01-12 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	I also loved that votes being cast "in the middle of the night" were suspicious. Because the internet=America donchaknow. And nobody ever works at night. That's just crazy talk. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	seiberwing 2009-01-12 08:48 pm UTC (link)
	Or just the fact that your average internet participant stays up until all hours anyway. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sheep 2009-01-12 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	The activity on JF and LJ is very suspicious. Every time I wake up in the morning, there are a whole pile of posts and comments that just weren't there the night before. This is doubly suspicious considering it is usually so quiet all day, with the exception of a little blip around 7:00pm! Excerpt from A day in the life of a British internet journal user. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kookaburra 2009-01-13 07:45 am UTC (link)
	I will be writing to my congressperson! This unacceptable behavior must be investigated! (Reply to this)(Parent)

eleutheria
2009-01-13 02:56 am UTC (link)

And nobody ever works at night. That's just crazy talk.

Don't you know? People who are up all night are one of three things: doctors, prostitutes, and drug dealers.

Srsly, people think this. I work nights (I can work any hours I want long as my work gets done in a week, but being up all night is natural to me), and when I tell strangers that I can't go to x event because I don't exist in the afternoon, I get asked if I'm a doctor. When I say no, I get a horrified look and "what do you... do?" Because those are the three options that exist, and that's it.

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kookaburra
2009-01-13 07:44 am UTC (link)

Ha ha, I'm a night auditor at a hotel, and I've had guests who came in late at night be *astonished* when they wake up and see me setting out the breakfast.

"Were you here all night? Don't they ever let you go home?! That's exploitation of labor!" (Note: I have about 1.5-2 hours of actual work a night. The rest is spent ~~screwing around on the internet~~ doing homework. I am many things, exploited is not one of them.)

Seriously, who would bring you your 5 extra pillows and a toothbrush if I weren't here?

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	eleutheria 2009-01-13 08:51 am UTC (link)
	Ever want to say back "wow, they keep you at the office ALL DAY? Don't they ever let you go home? That's exploitation!" I mean, brain, have one. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kookaburra 2009-01-13 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	Ha ha, that's the other cool thing about my job. I can be sarcastic right back at the guests when they're dumb, because I'm the only employee there, so who's going to rat me out? (The guests who say that are too slow to realize I'm being snarky.) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rosehiptea 2009-01-13 08:07 am UTC (link)
	I work nights too, as a nurse's aide. I'm good with being up all night too. I can't post on the internet from work, but I can often do RP threads with people in Europe after I get home from work. I've never actually been asked if I'm a doctor. Then again for various reasons I don't look like a doctor. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kookaburra 2009-01-13 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, most of my internet friends are in Australia, NZ, or Singapore because of my hours. I also recently found out that quite a few of my American net friends think that I'm an Aussie because of the hours I reply to their emails/posts. Also my username may have confused them. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rosehiptea 2009-01-13 08:08 am UTC (link)
	Er, that's not to say I think doctors all look one way. But maybe the fact that I tend to have little cash and wear anime T-shirts wherever I go doesn't really scream "doctor." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

eleutheria
2009-01-13 08:49 am UTC (link)

Yeah, I can relate. I have pink hair, have little cash, frequently use a cane, and live in a conservative area (Northern Virginia) where it would be downright bizarre to have a member of the medical profession with hair like mine (despite the number of nurses who've told me they wish they could). But that's still the first place their mind tends to go, either doctor or nurse or "do you work in a hospital?". It's... odd.

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	senor_pinata 2009-01-12 10:24 pm UTC (link)
	Because you're only allowed to be defensive once they explicitly accuse you/your readers of cheating, not when it's merely implied! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sevendeadlyfun 2009-01-12 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	Passive-aggressive ICING. Let's not lose our heads in the cake wank excitement, people. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sistercoyote 2009-01-12 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	Passive-aggressive fondant? Oh, I guess that doesn't work. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	risha 2009-01-12 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	Right - fondant moves fast (and smoothly), and crushes its competition beneath it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sistercoyote 2009-01-12 11:53 pm UTC (link)
	Kind of like the blob, or the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man. Got it. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dragonfangirl 2009-01-13 01:19 am UTC (link)
	IT HAD BETTER NOT BE BUTTERCREAM (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	re_weird 2009-01-13 06:02 am UTC (link)
	IT'S FROSTING, U HOR (Reply to this)(Parent)

	siempredescalzo 2009-01-13 05:58 am UTC (link)
	Oh thank gods someone is keeping a level head. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	empy 2009-01-13 12:14 pm UTC (link)
	... is it wrong to want to make up a recipe for paranoia cookies? Dunno which flavours to use, though. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	coreopsis 2009-01-14 03:39 pm UTC (link)
	I should think it would have lots of nuts. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	empy 2009-01-14 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	Of course. And ideally bitter almonds as well, for that subtle hint of assassination threat... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	beachlass 2009-01-15 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	Or even just a label reading "Nut-Free". (Reply to this)(Parent)

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