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People can't be an assault victims until they've been criticized
The CBC reports a story about a 66-year-old missionary, Eloise Bergen, and her husband who was assaulted in Kenya earlier this year, and recently testified against her assaulters. People feel the need to state their opinions in the comments:

donnico: maybe the Indigenous people of Africa don't want to be 'civilized and christianized'.

RogerKolbe: [replying to donnico] Then don't complain when the Janjaweed dismembers live victims, when baby girls are raped to cure aids, or slavery runs rampant.

Your type is usually at the front of the line when atrocities happen, crying 'we should do something!"

clearlight makes several snarky comments, all along the lines of "Religious fools rush in where rational beings fear to tread. ;-)" and all with a passive aggressive wink emoticon at the end.

AlanHarrison: There should be a special tax put on all travel to dangerous destinations to fund the health care and rehabilitation that people require when they return....

I bet you that if these people had just stayed in Canada, they wouldn't have been beaten and raped. But they made a conscious decision to go somewhere dangerous. I also made a conscious decision to smoke my cigars and I have to pay a SHEEEEEEEEE-ATSU load of tax to do so. Fair's fair!

There are no people who are beaten or raped in Canada. No way.

skippi: I have read that people who can genuinely forgive someone who has wronged them heal completely and more quickly than those who cannot. Either the Bergens are the living proof of that or he and/or she are ticking time bombs. I sincerely hope it is the former.

Victims must forgive their attackers or else they aren't good Christians, and may one day kill other people!

This story has been widely reported by Canadian media, so there are even more choice comments, including an opinion piece and replies on the Globe and Mail site. There are also articles from when the assault occurred, including a longer comment thread at the original CBC article.

ETA: Sorry, was a mispost (the comments I originally found were wanky rather than plain depressing, and I forgot to change the field). The recipes sound delicious, though.

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Re: recipes?

come_love_sleep
2009-01-15 07:42 pm UTC (link)

Personally I like to go to Geegle and get some of those cheap undried fettuccini noodles they sell, and some heavy cream and butter and fresh garlic. Cut the mozzarella into tiny cubes, put the pint of cream on to boil with about a quarter-cube of butter and a couple of chunks of garlic. When it's roiling, throw in the cheese a bit at a time, stirring constantly until it's all melted; don't turn it up too high or the sauce will clarify and you'll have chunks again. Throw the noodles into some boiling water for like two minutes, and then drain them, tip the sauce into the pot with them, stir, and devour ALL OF IT NONE FOR ANYBODY ELSE AT ALL.
(I like steaming a bit of broccoli and tossing it in at the last minute, too. Mmmmmmmmm. Also, if you cube and cook a couple of chicken breasts, they go in a treat, and make the sauce more savory.)
Damn you, I am HUNGRY now.

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