My boyfriend is terrified of what our wedding would become, because my grandmother would be involved. She loves weddings. LOVES them. She planned my mother's and my aunt's, and she's been hint-asking about when we're tying the knot.

My boyfriend claims he will hide in a corner, and simply wait to be prompted and directed. I plan to be right there with him. Plan B is waiting until we beat my uncle's dating record (10 years) and elope.