My own wedding, was a good deal less than perfect, I sometimes call the reception “the disaster”, and I had to sadly “demote” one of my own Bridesmaids, so I know about worst case scenarios too, especially considering my husband was within 4 hours of death on our honeymoon.

How does one 'demote' a Bridesmaid after the ceremony? Seriously- I want to know this time-honored process. As for her husband- WAIT, WHAT? I'd be more broken up over, oh I dunno, my husband dying than some stupidity at the reception. Did I ever read that right? Is she saying her husband died on the honeymoon? I'll admit- I laughed when I found that to be in the same sentence as the bridesmaid thing (and listed second no less) but damn... that sucks.

As for being obsessed with weddings- methinks she needs to get out more. Also, I can't be the only one who kept on reading 'BM' and thinking, "Why are they talking about bowel movements?" before it finally sunk in it stood for 'bridesmaid.'