I have read more wedding etiquette, general etiquette, wedding tradition, wedding magazine, wedding planning, advice columns, and other wedding related minutia than most brides ever see, and have participated in ceremonies of Christian, non-religious, Jewish, and Hindu traditions, and also make veils for my friends who are getting married. I’ve also helped decorated and do at least a small something in almost every wedding I’ve been to. So, I have a lot of experience with weddings. If it’s been done, I’ve probably at least read about it. It’s an obsession of mine (as I’m sure you’ve realized)

No matter what the etiquette dictates, being a histrionic bitch is not okay. That is all.