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Like a book club, except with more sex! ([info]notjo) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2009-01-21 21:22:00
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Entry tags:at least her mommy loves her, at least it's fun to mock, not racism wank! yay, otf_wank's thoughts on weddings

I have to admit, I don't even know how to sum this up.

Bride - or should I say, former Bride - reveals her theory that Brides are the Center of the Universe

After opening with her credentials to be advising Bridesmaids, she says:

And yes, my dear ladies, being in a bridal party is a job, and I am going to tell you what to do, thus this letter. I am advocate for the Bride in your life.

And then she goes on. And on. And on. With numbering, for easy reference. And then more numbering.

The comments are a fascinating mix of "OMG! you are so right!!!" and "OMG! You are so CRAZY".

The whole thing makes me glad I eloped.


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[info]tez
2009-01-22 03:25 am UTC (link)
I will admit I did a shitload of the work for the last wedding I was a bridesmaid in.

However, that said: a) it was my little sister's wedding and b) she was several states away up until the night before the wedding and by necessity most of the planning burden fell on me and my mother.

If she'd handed me this, though, I would've dropkicked her all the way back to Utah.

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[info]skeleton_key
2009-01-22 03:48 am UTC (link)
No no! We don't want her in Utah!

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[info]damnedfallacy
2009-01-22 03:51 am UTC (link)
Or Colorado in case it sails over the goalposts and into the crowd.

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[info]damnedfallacy
2009-01-22 03:52 am UTC (link)
Oh, wait. [info]tez meant her sister, who I'm sure is lovely given her genetic connections. I meant that we don't want Entitlement!Bride here.

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[info]tez
2009-01-22 03:53 am UTC (link)
You're too good to me. XD

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[info]tez
2009-01-22 03:52 am UTC (link)
She's actually a very cool person to have in Utah.

If she'd done that, I would have tried to kick her into the desert somewhere.

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[info]wankaholic
2009-01-23 12:47 am UTC (link)
Utah is a desert, technically. :O

You should have kicked her to the Salt Flats! :D

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[info]wankaholic
2009-01-23 12:48 am UTC (link)
Wait, wait. You're in Utah?

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[info]skeleton_key
2009-01-23 12:58 am UTC (link)
Yes?

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[info]wankaholic
2009-01-23 12:58 am UTC (link)
Weird! I thought I was the only one.

[lives in West Jordan D: ]

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[info]skeleton_key
2009-01-23 01:03 am UTC (link)
OH DEAR GOD

I live there too

wtf wtf wtf wtf

You better not be my mother. Or my aunt. Or my cousin. Or one of my teachers.

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[info]wankaholic
2009-01-23 01:09 am UTC (link)
Noooooooo. I'm only 21, not old enough to be anyone's mother.

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[info]skeleton_key
2009-01-23 01:12 am UTC (link)
Oh, thank god.

I keep going 'AAAA THERE'S ANOTHER WANKA IN MY TOWN AAAAAAAAAAA'

But that's okay. ^_^ I've moving soon, in April.

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[info]wankaholic
2009-01-23 01:14 am UTC (link)
Yeah, there's not a lot of us on here.

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[info]napalmnacey
2009-01-22 08:16 am UTC (link)
Dude, same here. Little sister's wedding, not much money but she wanted it to be pretty. I:

- Did the make-up for the bridesmaids on the day, as professionally as possible (I studied youtube videos and shit for months and bought proper make-up application brushes and Tina bought non-store make-up stuff)
- Helped do the hair. (Lots of curls to be waxed and styled)
- In the months preceding, and the days preceding, sewed the dresses for the flowergirls. All three of them.
- Ran an awesome Hen's Night.
- Did all the shopping with Tina that she needed to do, except the jewellry shopping.

I had no problem doing this for my little sister. She's the only little sister I got and I wanted her day to be perfect. But dear God, this woman's entitled attitude shits me. Tina recognised all the hard work I put into her big day and she was thankful for it. I got free shoes and free jewellry (I let her keep my bridesmaid dress cause I don't wear hot red).

If this woman tried this shit with me, I'd piss on her wedding cake.

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