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Like a book club, except with more sex! (notjo) wrote in otf_wank,
@ 2009-01-21 21:22:00

Entry tags:

at least her mommy loves her, at least it's fun to mock, not racism wank! yay, otf_wank's thoughts on weddings

I have to admit, I don't even know how to sum this up.

Bride - or should I say, former Bride - reveals her theory that Brides are the Center of the Universe

After opening with her credentials to be advising Bridesmaids, she says:

And yes, my dear ladies, being in a bridal party is a job, and I am going to tell you what to do, thus this letter. I am advocate for the Bride in your life.

And then she goes on. And on. And on. With numbering, for easy reference. And then more numbering.

The comments are a fascinating mix of "OMG! you are so right!!!" and "OMG! You are so CRAZY".

The whole thing makes me glad I eloped.

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	Re: Also... tez 2009-01-22 03:26 am UTC (link)
	How about a ShamWow? Maybe that should be included in all wedding day kits. ...actually, now that I think about it, that's a damn good idea. They absorb everything, after all. Maybe even wedding drama, if applied to the face of the mother-in-law. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Also... singe 2009-01-22 03:31 am UTC (link)
	That would be a ShamShutthefuckupyoubitteroldhag! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Also... tez 2009-01-22 03:42 am UTC (link)
	A friend of mine once hypothesized that if you stuffed a ShamWow in someone's mouth it'd absorb all the water in a person's body and thereby kill them. This could well make it the best mother-in-law repellent ever. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Also... damnedfallacy 2009-01-22 03:50 am UTC (link)
	I adore my (now former) mother-in-law, but I'm convinced my mother and your ex-MIL are sisters. If I ever get married again, I'm using my pagan lesbian minister as my Mother repellent. :D (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Also... beachlass 2009-01-22 04:15 am UTC (link)
	~~Oh shit, I didn't think I had any congregants here.~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Also... tofuknight 2009-01-22 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	I think I just peed myself a little laughing. Thank you! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Also... negativecosine 2009-01-22 05:27 am UTC (link)
	UU? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Also... damnedfallacy 2009-01-22 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	Y! U? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Also... negativecosine 2009-01-22 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	Ja! PCD, just sorta fresh out of YRUU stuff. And my parents were LRYers! You? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Also... tez 2009-01-22 07:35 am UTC (link)
	I completely approve of this use of pagan lesbian ministers. Could you send her my way, just so I can laugh at the look on my ex-MIL's face? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Also... damnedfallacy 2009-01-22 04:30 pm UTC (link)
	She's wicked cute, too. Just sayin' is all. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Also... singe 2009-01-22 04:46 am UTC (link)
	What a way to go! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Also... marumae 2009-01-25 05:10 am UTC (link)
	sdfkasjdf;k YOU JUST MAKE ME SPITTAKE HOT CHOCOLATE ALL OVER MYSELF. I think I love you <3. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Also... sisterelwood 2009-01-22 05:47 am UTC (link)
	http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x98/vrykyl250/SHAMWOW.jpg It had to be done... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Also... cleolinda 2009-01-22 06:02 am UTC (link)
	If you hadn't linked it, I would have. I love the bit with the dog. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Also... tez 2009-01-22 07:35 am UTC (link)
	YES. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Also... tofuknight 2009-01-22 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	That's hilariously marvellous. I would love those commercials 10x more if that was the actual script. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: Also... also_not_a_pipe 2009-01-22 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	Well, you know, if you hold it there long enough... (Reply to this)(Parent)

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