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at least her mommy loves her, at least it's fun to mock, not racism wank! yay, otf_wank's thoughts on weddings

I have to admit, I don't even know how to sum this up.

Bride - or should I say, former Bride - reveals her theory that Brides are the Center of the Universe

After opening with her credentials to be advising Bridesmaids, she says:

And yes, my dear ladies, being in a bridal party is a job, and I am going to tell you what to do, thus this letter. I am advocate for the Bride in your life.

And then she goes on. And on. And on. With numbering, for easy reference. And then more numbering.

The comments are a fascinating mix of "OMG! you are so right!!!" and "OMG! You are so CRAZY".

The whole thing makes me glad I eloped.

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	sarracenia 2009-01-22 03:57 am UTC (link)
	Is she investigating the condition of her bridesmaids' underwear during the wedding? Are the bridesmaids doing a striptease? Why on earth would she care whether or not they wore underwear? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	plazmah 2009-01-22 05:43 am UTC (link)
	That stuck out for me too. And I thought "Well now, I'm suddenly overwhelmed by the desire to go commando at the next wedding I attend." ;P (Reply to this)(Parent)

	yattara 2009-01-22 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	Unfortunate falls? The dresses go see-through under UV-lights? I can see some legitimate cases where you find out someone's not wearing knickers. If not any of these cases, why would she care indeed? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	jupiterpluvius 2009-01-23 02:23 am UTC (link)
	At the wedding of some friends of mine, the flute player was going commando. This was apparent to all of the guests after a particularly brisk breeze. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lirazel 2009-01-26 06:43 pm UTC (link)
	I am reminded of a conversation I overheard between my sister and her best friend, both violinists. Friend: "Hey, do you have a spare G-string?" Sis: "Yeah, why?" Friend: "Mine broke, and I'm playing in a wedding this afternoon." (Reply to this)(Parent)

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