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at least her mommy loves her, at least it's fun to mock, not racism wank! yay, otf_wank's thoughts on weddings

I have to admit, I don't even know how to sum this up.

Bride - or should I say, former Bride - reveals her theory that Brides are the Center of the Universe

After opening with her credentials to be advising Bridesmaids, she says:

And yes, my dear ladies, being in a bridal party is a job, and I am going to tell you what to do, thus this letter. I am advocate for the Bride in your life.

And then she goes on. And on. And on. With numbering, for easy reference. And then more numbering.

The comments are a fascinating mix of "OMG! you are so right!!!" and "OMG! You are so CRAZY".

The whole thing makes me glad I eloped.

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	ichigatsu 2009-01-22 04:41 am UTC (link)
	Huh, my friend was definitely less demanding when she asked me to be her bridesmaid. "Please get decent shoes so that you don't end up at the hospital like you did at our other friend's wedding" and "take my advice, dude, ELOPE. When it's your turn, ELOPE." (Reply to this)(Thread)

	singe 2009-01-22 05:07 am UTC (link)
	get decent shoes so that you don't end up at the hospital Heels too high? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ichigatsu 2009-01-22 05:18 am UTC (link)
	Not really, more like slightly slippery shoes + knee condition where my patella pops out at inopportune moments + 80s music = trip to the emergency room. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	singe 2009-01-22 06:15 am UTC (link)
	Damn that 80s music! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mary_mac 2009-01-22 11:43 am UTC (link)
	My cousin's sister in law learned a similar lesson at their rehearsal. Leading to the best man watching her with fear and trepidation in case she fell over again through the ceremony. I think she threatened to stab hm with her flowers in the end... (Reply to this)(Parent)

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