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at least her mommy loves her, at least it's fun to mock, not racism wank! yay, otf_wank's thoughts on weddings

I have to admit, I don't even know how to sum this up.

Bride - or should I say, former Bride - reveals her theory that Brides are the Center of the Universe

After opening with her credentials to be advising Bridesmaids, she says:

And yes, my dear ladies, being in a bridal party is a job, and I am going to tell you what to do, thus this letter. I am advocate for the Bride in your life.

And then she goes on. And on. And on. With numbering, for easy reference. And then more numbering.

The comments are a fascinating mix of "OMG! you are so right!!!" and "OMG! You are so CRAZY".

The whole thing makes me glad I eloped.

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sevendeadlyfun
2009-01-22 05:20 am UTC (link)

How the hell do you "demote" a bridesmaid? Does Simon from American Idol show up to excoriate her for her clear lack of fashion sense or her tragic inability to distinguish between paste and diamonds? Is there a ritual de-bouqueting in the manner of a Klingon discommendation?

I'm intensely curious now. Also grateful for my tattoo shop handfasting. Having a former Marine Corps sniper/Hell's Angel preside over your ceremony ensures everyone is on their best behavior.

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	pocketfox 2009-01-22 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	Having a former Marine Corps sniper/Hell's Angel preside over your ceremony ensures everyone is on their best behavior. That sounds like the best ceremony ever. _ (Reply to this)(Parent)

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