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at least her mommy loves her, at least it's fun to mock, not racism wank! yay, otf_wank's thoughts on weddings

I have to admit, I don't even know how to sum this up.

Bride - or should I say, former Bride - reveals her theory that Brides are the Center of the Universe

After opening with her credentials to be advising Bridesmaids, she says:

And yes, my dear ladies, being in a bridal party is a job, and I am going to tell you what to do, thus this letter. I am advocate for the Bride in your life.

And then she goes on. And on. And on. With numbering, for easy reference. And then more numbering.

The comments are a fascinating mix of "OMG! you are so right!!!" and "OMG! You are so CRAZY".

The whole thing makes me glad I eloped.

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	atalantapendrag 2009-01-22 05:23 am UTC (link)
	Is it just me, or does the constant capitalization of "bride" make it read a little like a BDSM screed? ...now I'm imagining a Bride/bridesmaid scene and my head hurts. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	negativecosine 2009-01-22 05:34 am UTC (link)
	I'd read that. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	feenix 2009-01-22 05:41 am UTC (link)
	You fucker. Now I want to see that. ~~More things to ask on at /d/, I guess.~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)

isa
2009-01-22 07:28 am UTC (link)

I just keep imagining the Kill Bill Bride whenever she mentions it, and while I certainly wouldn't argue with that woman for reasons other than politeness, we have already been shown that her own wedding was actually gonna be pretty chill. Until the deathies, anyway, and that part was improved.

Would the bridesmaids in that situation be the Deadly Vipers? Because I'd read that like the very whoa.

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	isa 2009-01-22 08:03 am UTC (link)
	and that part was improved. Er, as in "improvised," not as in "made better." I am ever glorious in my coherency. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	nursewretched 2009-01-22 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	If they are the DiVAs, does that mean Budd is a bridesmaid? Because now I want to see that too. Then again, if the groom is Bill, he would probably be the best man instead. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ealusaid 2009-01-22 07:51 am UTC (link)
	You saw it too! I'm not alone! (It made things really kinda creepy, because I do not associate that much fake sugary sweetness with BDSM) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ecchaniz0r 2009-01-22 03:09 pm UTC (link)
	My brain just like. Stopped. (And I know those are ofuda, but I just pictured him pitching CONFETTI and somehow exorcising an ayakashi out of some crazyass bride and - ) (Reply to this)(Parent)

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